Planning to join Oracle Seattle. Do they do drug testing

Microsoft fuckbat
Aug 8, 2018 40 Comments

I take some crazy stuff, does Oracle do drug test cause I will fail all of them

TC is 350k ic4

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  • Microsoft IMRE74
    What tech company drug tests? Never heard of it
    Aug 8, 2018 5
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      Tried NSA and failed their drug test and also got onto their naughty list
      Aug 8, 2018
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      So I am very paranoid
      Aug 8, 2018
    • Intel FAANGS
      Govt jobs are different, but no other tech companies drug test as far as I know. They'd lose half their workforce in some states that have legalized mj already
      Aug 8, 2018
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      I lied on that one
      Aug 8, 2018
    • Amazon / Product
      Umb123

      Amazon Product

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      Samsung does. At least if you work in Korea.
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Microsoft fuckbat
    OP
    Wife tells me it's the drugs
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Expedia Qkxhns
      First rule of drug club... Don't talk to anyone at Oracle about it... You can be sure they'll test you if you ask about such testing :p
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Expedia Qkxhns
    ๐ŸฟI could just subscribe to notifications, but really wanted to make it known how entertaining this thread can become.
    Aug 8, 2018 0
  • Oracle HKF045zh
    Oracle only drug tests management, and thatโ€™s just to make sure we have enough drugs in our system.
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Oracle / Ops ILovePlant
      Gotta get them numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
      Aug 9, 2018
  • Oracle wtfbbq
    No, we do not (Weed is legal in Washington, so its pointless to DT)
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Oracle edMH68
      Amusingly Nintendo still tests for weed, and has mandatory urinalysis within 72hours of accepting an offer
      Aug 9, 2018
  • Microsoft
    BkKz25

    Microsoft

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    wtf, is this a tweet? No thanks.
    BkKz25more
    If they do, would you want to change your lifestyle to work there?
    Aug 8, 2018 1
    • Amazon Modafinil
      Who would change their lifestyle for Oracle of all companies? Lol
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Stitch Fix Stitched
    Wouldn't things clear out of the system in a month?
    Aug 8, 2018 4
    • Try six. Much less if you are willing to shave off your hair.
      Aug 8, 2018
    • Amazon Ehdoubleus
      Cocaine and LSD are our in less than a week
      Aug 8, 2018
    • Stitch Fix Stitched
      No idea what OP consumes.
      Aug 8, 2018
    • LinkedIn lNkS02
      LSD stays in your bone marrow forever, but the test is so invasive (needs a spinal tap) no one does it.
      Aug 8, 2018
  • Oracle dgntv
    People keep telling me I must be high to work here, building a cloud.
    Aug 9, 2018 0
  • Oracle / Product HiJp52
    Oracle never drug tested in the past unless a reason to ask for one. Your contract does have a clause that allows for it.
    Aug 8, 2018 0
  • Microsoft fuckbat
    OP
    I am just paranoid
    Aug 8, 2018 0
  • Oracle Omgmanjose
    You must be high when you signed the offer with Oracle!
    Aug 10, 2018 5
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      Actually i was
      Aug 10, 2018
    • Oracle Omgmanjose
      When you get sober you so regret that decision! Get out of there as soon as you can.
      Aug 10, 2018
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      Y? I might never get dinner e
      Aug 10, 2018
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      I mean sober
      Aug 10, 2018
    • Oracle makes you high. High on TC.
      Aug 10, 2018
  • Oracle puji66
    If tech in Seattle started drug testing, half the engineers would get laid off within the first month, the housing market would crash, and there would be a mass exodus.

    It's still federally illegal, so companies do have the right to do it, but tech doesn't. They keep it in the employment contract so if you start acting erratic they can test you (or try to) and use it as a valid reason to fire you.
    Aug 9, 2018 1
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      I ain't act ing errrratic
      Aug 9, 2018
  • They will now
    Aug 9, 2018 1
    • Microsoft fuckbat
      OP
      Why? Are you playing with me boy or is it the drugs
      Aug 9, 2018
  • Oracle fistMeHard
    Iโ€™m in OCI, I test drugs pretty often
    Apr 13 0
  • Oracle / Eng
    masterC

    Oracle Eng

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    No.
    Aug 31, 2018 0
  • Oracle 123hhffg
    kool aid is mandatory if you join oci
    Aug 13, 2018 0
  • Microsoft fuckbat
    OP
    Woohoo
    Aug 10, 2018 0
  • Microsoft fuckbat
    OP
    Does Oracle have more druggies? Your bro is coming there
    Aug 10, 2018 0
  • Oracle .x.x.
    Oracle will only test if be working for the federal team
    Aug 9, 2018 0
  • Microsoft fuckbat
    OP
    This not entertaining for me
    Aug 8, 2018 0