Pooping on the job
Can we just discuss how awesome it is to poop on the job? My morning routine consists of me getting off the elevator and taking a deep breath and realizing that I'm stuck here for a good 8-9 hours. I proceed to walk to my desk and head over to the kitchen to make my coffee. Immediately upon the first few sips my stomach starts waking up and a turtle head begins to make way. I head over to the bathroom but not before ensuring that I have my phone. Once in, I pull my pants down and unload. I take my time and I casually stroll through my FB and Instagram feed. I hear a couple guys in the neighboring stalls grunting and farting away. I chuckle and proceed to resume my session. A good 10-15 mins later I proceed to wipe and conclude my session. What's your poop routine blind?
The world is your toilet
Companies are gonna start requiring you to badge in/out of the bathrooms to make sure employees aren’t abusing their toilet privileges if you keep that up!
wow sorry.
I love it! Our office building has incredibly spacious and clean restrooms. It also comforts me that by pooping in the office I save water, electricity and toilet paper at home!
we have a ton of lockable single person bathrooms. too good
So first thing to do at any company is to scope out where the best bathrooms are. Which ones smell good, are properly secluded, or are more updated than the rest. Usually the routine is have breakfast, maybe 1-2 cups of coffee and then by late 9 to 10 it’s about time to go. Grab necessary phone(s), get AirPods in and turn on pre-bathroom tunes. Scope out the stalls, make sure they are not recently used and relatively cleaned. By now I know which floor to go to first and head there first. After that make sure toilet cover slips on well enough, pants down, AirPods off, and phone out (something about wearing headphones during the deed feels unnatural but it can be done if something important needs to be watched or the situation is escalated)
I have a coworker who literally blocks off 30 min to 45 min on his calendar for pooping on a daily basis. Good thing he goes to the bathrooms on the other floors
I guess you work from home right? Who are the guys in your neighboring stalls?
Literally just go. But I always go at work so I can save on TP at home.
I purposely hold in my poop so that I can release at the office
My first poop is very similar to yours. But I poop 2 more times at work on avg. 12:30pm, 3:30pm. Need to work around in case I have back to back meetings.
Ya double poops for me, spread out apart about 2 hrs for me. God help me if I have a meeting that collides with my bowel movement. When I gots ta go, I gots ta GO! 😖
Similar on what sense @Amazon? Just color fragrance and qty? What other dimensions of similarity were considered?
When ya gotta go ya gotta go.
And your routine is..
As I said. I listen as my rectum commands.