How do promotions work at your company? Do you have 1 on 1s every once in awhile with your manager and discuss your plan forward? Do you have a GOT style situation where politics are just out of control?
I would assume managers say “x, x and x are what you need to be promoted” but I could be wrong! Thanks everyone :)
Day 2: Pee around all desks at your aisle to widen said territory.
Day 3: Pee at Manager's desk / office to make your intentions clear.
Day 4: Pee all across the office floor at every corner to "show power"!!
Day 5: Declare Unanimous Supremacy by promoting self to desired title, celebrate by peeing in the w/c.
Profit by exerting tyrannical influence on the team based of the newly gained title.