Promotions

Ericsson / Eng rawr🙈🙉
May 17 5 Comments

How do promotions work at your company? Do you have 1 on 1s every once in awhile with your manager and discuss your plan forward? Do you have a GOT style situation where politics are just out of control?

I would assume managers say “x, x and x are what you need to be promoted” but I could be wrong! Thanks everyone :)

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  • New / Eng
    Fun22Tango

    New Eng

    BIO
    Java Programmer- 15 YOE including Android Mobile Developer - 8 YOE.
    Fun22Tangomore
    Day 1: Pee around your desk to establish territory.
    Day 2: Pee around all desks at your aisle to widen said territory.
    Day 3: Pee at Manager's desk / office to make your intentions clear.
    Day 4: Pee all across the office floor at every corner to "show power"!!
    Day 5: Declare Unanimous Supremacy by promoting self to desired title, celebrate by peeing in the w/c.

    Profit by exerting tyrannical influence on the team based of the newly gained title.
    May 17 1
    • I can’t tell if this is a joke, or real. 🧐
      May 17
  • Promotions work like this, you did something that directly impacts and increases revenue, that something can only be attributed to you. You show power, influence, and have respect. Bingo, promoted AF.
    May 17 1
    • Apple / Eng Happy Hοur
      “show power” 😂🤣
      May 17
  • Blackstone HWJW28
    We have 1 hr 1-1s with Managers every month where u lay out and track progress on your career as well as overall performance
    May 17 0