Next weekend I have to go to this family thing, where I might run into her. Any advice on how to comeback unscathed, victorious and with dignity. She was the one to dump me. TC is not relevant, but dont want to be told to GTFO TC 200 YOE 3.5
Exude confidence and positivity. Say hi to her and be cool about it. If she realizes you’re not butthurt about the situation, she will be. It’s just human nature. Be confident in yourself and others will be in you too
Don’t date family members and you won’t have this problem!
Dress up in drag an go. If she falls for you, then that story would top this rollercoaster: https://youtu.be/ER5_-r2vSi8
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just be indifferent to her presence. that doesn’t mean ignore her completely, because that would be very obvious
Be courteous and then switch your mind to a topic that interests you and that’s not a reaction to her. Play soccer/poker/whatever with your cousins for example.
Bring a close female friend as a date if you can. You don’t want a prospective girlfriend to feel like a pawn in a power struggle in dealing with your ex. You also don’t have to worry about the awkwardness of being with someone relatively new. My brother has been single for 15 years or so since college and has had to deal with this situation quite a few times. PM me if you want to talk more.
Simple: 1) Rent a Ferrari 2) Drop your key in the middle of the floor so someone eventually sees it. 3) When someone picks it up and announces “Has anyone dropped their key to a Ferrari?”, you humbly raise your hand with your head down as if your embarrassed and take the key back. 4) Your ex becomes flush with jealousy. 5) You walk away $1000 poorer but with the tremendous pride only achieved via [renting] a Ferrari.
Be classy, confident and kind. Say hi and make polite small talk as you do with all the other guests. Know what you’ll say when she asks how are you / what have you been up to. Then move along and chat with someone else.
Just grab her by the p***y. You could be married AND become president! 😱😱
uggh. don’t worsen this by mentioning out great leader. there are naughty things I can think of doing with her. Sadly those those will live and die in the confines of my sad fantasies
Bro, make sure shes cool. That's basically all you can do. If she sounds like someone that isn't into trying new shit, say no and run
Find a more attractive girl and take her as your +1
At that TC you can probably find a rental if all else fails
Rental 😂