Black tie event tonight; didn't even think about how long it takes to normally rent a tux/suit. I'm not interested in buying at all, let alone another suit I don't care to wear. What options, if any, are available? Optional: can I return it to a different location or ship it back? TC ~$250k including paper money
Just rent one. It's pretty common for one off uses when you don't want to own.
Just rent one, it should cost about $200-$250. Wear it, and as long as you don't damage (rips or anything like that) it, you can return it to them dirty.
Renting is what I wanted, but I realized how my brevity caused confusion. Lan's is where I'm going since they can turn around same day
There's a place Polk called Lans formal Wear. It's not going to be a super nice tux but it's a tux. Just ship it back, she won't mind.