Seriously tho - where are the bananas ๐ŸŒ?

Amazon EyiB66
Mar 2 21 Comments

Been a week @ amazon and couldnโ€™t find the bananas! Itโ€™s disappointing.

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TOP 21 Comments
  • Oracle now@google
    On the plus side you found the meaning of frugal.
    Mar 20
  • Gigamon / Eng
    done

    GigamonEng

    BIO
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    donemore
    Lol.. banana thing is funny. During my recent interview the interviewer was boasting how Amazon gives bananas .. i was laughing inside and thinking wtf.. i was given one as well .so funny.. ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Mar 20
  • Glassdoor evev
    Serious question, expecting an offer from Amazon soon, can I negotiate my bananas/day compensation ?
    Mar 22
    • Amazon / ConsultantMagnumPI
      At this point I'd be very surprised if you couldn't. We're apparently very proud of our banana offerings. They'll probably form a SEB team soon - Simple Elastic Bananas
      Mar 2
    • Glassdoor evev
      I'm saving up so that one day I can buy this
      Mar 2
  • Amazon / ConsultantMagnumPI
    There were no bananas on the SKO week. Everyone went to Vegas spending thousands od dollars and people didn't want to "waste" bananas on the few people who stayed.
    Mar 20
  • Amazon EyiB66
    OP
    Look at all the comments that assumes Iโ€™m male
    Mar 21
    • Amazon / ConsultantMagnumPI
      What does your gender have to do with the topic? Are you doing something special with bananas that rest of us aren't?
      You didn't specify your gender and they went with 90% probability you're a dude.
      Mar 2
  • Flexport flipadelph
    Is this code for something?
    Mar 21
    • Google topCon
      Yeah, it's the symbol of Amazon perks.
      Mar 2
  • Look down your zipper area?
    Mar 20
  • Apple Mvsl72B
    Iโ€™m sure there bananas a-plenty at the Amazon Silicon Valley offices.
    Mar 22
    • Amazon EyiB66
      OP
      Canโ€™t find them
      Mar 2
    • Apple Mvsl72B
      ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m not speaking literally.
      Mar 2
  • Oracle now@google
    Didnโ€™t Jeff send a pic?
    Mar 21
    • Microsoft / Engcaltrop
      I hear it's part of the new hire welcome kit.
      Mar 2
  • Amazon / OpsPuffalope
    Lol which building do you work in? Theyโ€™ve moved indoors because of the weather bro.
    Mar 21
  • Tableau / EngTacW56
    I think we have them all?
    Mar 20
  • OnDeck GPgj02
    Jeff just hasn't gotten around to his weekly dumpster diving for rancid bananas. ๐ŸŒ
    Mar 20

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