Relationships

Sometimes I'm so lonely that I hit up recruiters

Google googler78
Feb 10

It feels nice to talk to someone who pretends to care about you. Even better if it's a girl.

Confession over.

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  • Facebook Probe
    wanna leet and chill?
    Feb 103
    • Google googler78
      OP
      Well we're already at G+F, why leet? Let's Mario kart and chill instead 😉
      Feb 10
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      Get an Amazonian in between to form Facebook, Amazon and Google!
      Feb 10
    • Netflix vUhw26
      Fuck that lets nflx n chill. Hmu
      Feb 10
  • SAP Sfhf75
    Dating apps?
    Feb 101
    • Google googler78
      OP
      😂 my success rate there is so low it would get delisted from NASDAQ before you can say MoviePass
      Feb 10
  • Airo Health eooB85
    What about those 1800 numbers
    Feb 104
    • Google googler78
      OP
      Suicide prevention? Don't want to take resources away from people who need help more than me
      Feb 10
    • Microsoft expert123
      Try some random customer service number for bank or other services.
      Feb 10
    • Airo Health eooB85
      Sex chat. Phone GF. Horoscopes. Astrology.
      Feb 10
    • Amazon XGgK63
      I sometimes go on Uber rides..just so I can talk to drivers..after I moved to US, been pretty lonely..I think I know America only from Uber drivers perspective.
      Feb 10
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    • Google googler78
      OP
      Let's start by hearing your elevator pitch ☺️
      Feb 10
    • Google googler78
      OP
      Wow awesome!! I have 3 stars on every 150cc (mirrored) Mario kart GP.

      But what service are you offering? Talking? Does it come with a happy ending?
      Feb 10
  • Juniper aalexx
    Maybe get a dog? They keep you pretty busy and force you to go outside since you need to stay active for it to be healthy. Ever since I've gotten a dog I've met a ton of people that live near me (that also have dogs) that I wouldn't have met other wise. They just happen to be around the path where I walk my dog daily. You also end up meeting more people at the dog park, hiking, the beach, dog training, etc. pretty much anywhere you can take the dog. Most dog owners (not all) are typically friendly and carry a good conversation. I've made many new friends just because our dogs got along and we would go on playdates to wear our pups out.
    7d5
    • Juniper aalexx
      Also..chicks dig puppies
      7d
    • Google googler78
      OP
      I can barely take care of myself, I don't think I can be responsible for another living being. Even my plants die 😂
      7d
    • Juniper jamiee
      Maybe start with a hamster and work your way up lol
      7d
    • Google googler78
      OP
      Minimum viable product then scale up, I love it! 👍
      7d
    • Amazon babymakes5
      OP, my wife is terrible with plants, a real brown thumb. She also doesn’t give a f**k about the cat. But, my god, is she amazing to me and our children.

      Don’t judge yourself too harshly, OP. You may be one of those people who will be better at caring for humans versus non-humans.
      6d
  • Google solar
    Sorry you’re feeling lonely, OP. Have you tried not trying to “talk” to people?

    I never understand the need to talk to people, though. Seriously, I have maybe 0, 1 or 2 friends, depending on your definition - rarely talk to them. After work, I work on my hobbies, read books, go to the gym or travel - all solo. Still excited to wake up every morning and excited about my job. Is it possible that being anti-social might just be the cure for loneliness?
    Feb 101
    • Salesforce tensorchic
      I do this as well. But once in 60 days or so I feel like talking to someone longer than 5 minutes! At least recruiters allow you to talk about yourself lol
      Feb 10
  • Microsoft Qwpo
    Go volunteer in local shelter. Foster a dog. Meet new people. Make yourself useful to society.
    Feb 100
  • Amazon babymakes5
    When I’ve had some real shit days or felt lonely, “the nicest place on the internet” cheered me up. Videos of strangers going up to the camera to “give a hug.” Warmed my heart. Too bad the site is gone now but thankfully a YouTube channel popped up in its place: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheNicestPlace
    Feb 100
  • Amazon / Engtylium
    I have had some pretty hot recruiters. Some of them I stalked on social media and saw some pretty slutty pics.

    My recruiter at Amazon had the hottest voice I thought she would be super hot when I met her. Nope.... solid 3/10
    /confession
    Feb 102
  • Uber bagpack
    Tell us more 🍿
    Feb 100
  • Salesforce tensorchic
    Amen. As a female, I get 2-3 recruiter emails everyday and almost all of them go to step 2. Haven't had a second date in forever. And to get to the first one, the emotional investment is just tiring.
    Feb 101
    • Salesforce tensorchic
      OP, you need to make better confessions. This one is so normal.
      Feb 11
  • Zillow Group Sr. Troll
    Feb 100
  • Dell Shortyy
    Tharki
    Feb 100
  • Okta doomsday
    Hahaha
    Feb 100

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