Work VisaNov 6, 2018
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Sperm donation on TN/H1B visa

Title. Has anyone done this before? Internet search mostly tells me this should be illegal, but the sperm bank person told me they have H1B donors. I've contacted lawyers I found online and the USCIS but none of them have given me an answer. Don't really want to ask the immigration lawyers my company hired for me.

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Hulu a-list Nov 6, 2018

GTFO Troll

Dell Dude02 Nov 6, 2018

Lol, what else is illegal with H1b?

Airbnb airway Nov 6, 2018

Touching a gun apparently is illegal

Uber oOBb03 Nov 6, 2018

A mere hunting license makes touching guns legal.

Airbnb airway Nov 6, 2018

Edited: you are right about that, I wonder though would it be worth getting registered and how it would affect you case for GC if you do have one, was merely interested in going to a range as a one time thing

Uber GAANDUF Nov 6, 2018

deportable crime actually

Apple (šŸŽ).šŸ„§ Nov 6, 2018

Is this because they pay you for your sperm? Whatā€™s with all the side hustle for a measly buck when you can just leetcode for more TC?

Expedia Wohxhx Nov 6, 2018

Fear of denial? ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ

Symantec haik Nov 6, 2018

So if I am white, have blue eyes and blinde hair, i am here on a visa but have a state id, i can't walk into a walmart and pick up a gun? I bet i can...It is the brownie skinned people who can't, even if they are citizens they will be asked for more proof i guess

Uber oOBb03 Nov 6, 2018

The background checks run regardless of what you look like.

Amazon smack Nov 6, 2018

Correct. You will fail the background check.. also note that even if you are allowed to walk out with the gun you would be committing a crime that makes you deportable.

Intuit GTO Nov 6, 2018

Donā€™t do it, your sperm will have to wait for 150 years or more if youā€™re Indian to be processed by which time itā€™ll be useless. If you must donate, look into good old fashioned direct deposits.

LinkedIn voyager Nov 6, 2018

This is really funny and Iā€™m Indian lol

Airbnb airway Nov 6, 2018

Bwahahahaha

Uber oOBb03 Nov 6, 2018

You're selling an asset, not being paid for your labor.

Apple (šŸŽ).šŸ„§ Nov 6, 2018

Thereā€™s labor in producing the product. Aka...choking the bishop.

Uber oOBb03 Nov 6, 2018

He would likely be doing that anyways, and a government that believes otherwise is not credible.

Symantec XShaq Nov 6, 2018

Ohhhh this one is going to be good. Iā€™m getting popcorn.

eBay seat Nov 6, 2018

Just cum in me baby