Sperm donation on TN/H1B visa

Intel playdoh
Nov 6, 2018 31 Comments

Title. Has anyone done this before? Internet search mostly tells me this should be illegal, but the sperm bank person told me they have H1B donors. I've contacted lawyers I found online and the USCIS but none of them have given me an answer. Don't really want to ask the immigration lawyers my company hired for me.

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  • Intuit GTO
    Don’t do it, your sperm will have to wait for 150 years or more if you’re Indian to be processed by which time it’ll be useless.

    If you must donate, look into good old fashioned direct deposits.
    Nov 6, 2018 3
    • LinkedIn / Eng voyager
      This is really funny and I’m Indian lol
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Airbnb airway
      Bwahahahaha
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Symantec / Eng haik
      Lol
      Nov 6, 2018
  • Hulu a-list
    GTFO Troll
    Nov 6, 2018 0
  • Airbnb airway
    Touching a gun apparently is illegal
    Nov 6, 2018 4
    • Uber / Eng oOBb03
      A mere hunting license makes touching guns legal.
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Airbnb airway
      Edited: you are right about that, I wonder though would it be worth getting registered and how it would affect you case for GC if you do have one, was merely interested in going to a range as a one time thing
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Citadel Securities wagecuck3
      You don't need any qualifications to go to a shooting range. The restrictions are only for "possession" of firearms
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Uber / Eng oOBb03
      Bunch of my h1-b coworkers did hunter ed classes then bought guns, and they don't appear concerned about GC status. It's the U.S. We like gun owners.
      Nov 6, 2018
  • Dell / R&D Dude02
    Lol, what else is illegal with H1b?
    Nov 6, 2018 0
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  • Is this because they pay you for your sperm? What’s with all the side hustle for a measly buck when you can just leetcode for more TC?
    Nov 6, 2018 1
    • Expedia Wohxhx
      Fear of denial? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Nov 6, 2018
  • Uber / Eng
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    deportable crime actually
    Nov 6, 2018 0
  • Uber / Eng oOBb03
    You're selling an asset, not being paid for your labor.
    Nov 6, 2018 2
    • There’s labor in producing the product. Aka...choking the bishop.
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Uber / Eng oOBb03
      He would likely be doing that anyways, and a government that believes otherwise is not credible.
      Nov 6, 2018
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    Just cum in me baby
    Nov 6, 2018 0
  • Symantec / Product
    XShaq

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    Ohhhh this one is going to be good. I’m getting popcorn.
    Nov 6, 2018 0
  • Symantec / Eng haik
    So if I am white, have blue eyes and blinde hair, i am here on a visa but have a state id, i can't walk into a walmart and pick up a gun? I bet i can...It is the brownie skinned people who can't, even if they are citizens they will be asked for more proof i guess
    Nov 6, 2018 8
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      Haik take it easy. This is a troll thread.
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Symantec / Eng haik
      I don't think this was a troll thread regarding the sperm. I have heard this before. Even though there are no rules written down these banks refuse to take sperm
      Nov 6, 2018
    • Microsoft J0lyr0ger
      Its much easier to just go to any interurban area and buy an illegal gun/burner. About 95% of gun crimes are done with illegal firearms, i guess criminals prefer guns with serial numbers that are grinded away.
      Nov 6, 2018
    • New C12H22
      The guy at Walmart is probably brown and will be racist against white people not the other way around
      Nov 6, 2018

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