Tesla-Customer service post purchase is a JOKE!

Cisco / Salesgmk

Dec 2, 2018 30 Comments

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Folks, why is Tesla customer service so shitty ?
They can’t seem to figure out simple things?
I have a pre-owned Tesla and they are so fucking clueless on what features my car has.
My Tesla account doesn’t list any features.
It took 3 appointments for Tesla to figure out my battery was 60 and not 75.
No one seems to have any idea what upgrades are available.
Just too terrible .. ....I am regretting my Tesla purchase....beats me

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Citibank / Finance$$>RSU
Why would you buy a preowned telsa without knowing what features your buying? The battery is half the cost of the car. You didn’t know whether you were purchasing a 60 vs a 75?
Dec 2, 201810 2
- Cisco / Salesgmk
  OP
  It’s just 2 year old with less than 21k miles but the battery life sucks. I’m having terrible performance issues and CS is just clueless. I feel they will go bankrupt when all those model3 users start taking shit from CS for their issues. TSLA is NOT ready to deal with volume.
  Dec 2, 20180
- Citibank / Finance$$>RSU
  Battery life doesn’t suck. It’s a sucky battery. Why would you buy a Tesla without knowing what model you were buying? Range is 210 miles when new and ideal driving conditions. Guessing it’s closer to 150 miles in real world conditions which sucks. But that’s what it is.
  Dec 2, 20182
Microsoft FBisEvil
Don’t buy cars from companies that don’t preproduction test their cars
Dec 3, 20181 7
- Tesla / DataHiphipnopemore
  Windows ME, Vista, 8...shall I go on?
  Dec 3, 20181
- Microsoft FBisEvil
  If you want to compare your product to those OS’s then you’re doing my job for me. Of course the financial implications are much more severe for your lemons though.
  Dec 3, 20181
- Tesla / EngImaPromore
  It's dumb to compare the two. Besides your list of lemons is way bigger and more costly! Bing, Zune, MS-Dos 4.0, Microsoft Courier, IE 6, Edge, and of course the Kin (only a small $500 million dollar lemon). It's impossible to make something perfect the first time (which is why Windows Updates exists), especially when you are producing something entirely new while having to sustain everything else. It's like building extra passenger cars on a bullet train while it's moving.
  
  We also gave employees priority for the Model 3 over customers because we knew there would be some issues with fit and finish. Although I'm certain we were scrutinized for that as well.
  Dec 9, 20180
- Microsoft FBisEvil
  For selling lemons, yes. Lol at selling to employees. Obviously targeting the most gullible
  Dec 9, 20180
- Microsoft FBisEvil
  You know instead of relying on suckers to beta test your automobiles that you put on highways traveling at high speeds, you could have tested it like normal car companies. Dumbass shill
  Dec 9, 20180
- Tesla / EngImaPromore
  Riiiight because you've never beta tested anything before right? I bet you don't even work in a product group.
  Dec 9, 20180
- Tesla / EngImaPromore
  P.S. our cars are safer than most others. Nice try though...
  Dec 9, 20180
Oath OPnd70
Oh why would they care after you just plopped $30K down? It’s like Comcast, they’ll do anything to get you onboard then after that then welcome to the jungle
Dec 2, 20182 4
- Citibank / Finance$$>RSU
  Ironic coming from someone that works for Verizon.
  Dec 2, 20180
- Oath OPnd70
  And Citi
  Dec 2, 20180
- Citibank / Finance$$>RSU
  That’s not a secret dumb dumb. It’s all about $$$ in my biz. The only people greedier than bankers are the clients. All other factors are subordinate.
  Dec 2, 20180
- Oath OPnd70
  How do you like it there?
  Dec 2, 20180
Cisco / Salesgmk
OP
I knew this was a 2016 S 60. The battery is a 75 and software limited at 60. When I went to get an upgrade from 60 to 75, it took them 3 appointments and a months time to finally figure out its software limited at 60
Dec 2, 20181 1
- Citibank / Finance$$>RSU
  Ah, I see. Ok well that does suck. But people are still lining up for their cars so we’ll see what happens.
  Dec 2, 20181
New Uegvebdixu
Tweet at Elon
Dec 3, 20182 0
Dolby MoreTacomore
Teaches you to buy one of the worst cars on the market... you should go buy a pinto!
Dec 2, 20182 0
Microsoft FBisEvil
Tesla’s customer support and lack of service parts are a well known problem. Those business units are being underfunded so musk can pretend to make a profit even though he has no idea how to make a car profitability. He could have hired someone that knows the business when he bought the company but Tesla is a pure ego project by a narcissist
Dec 2, 20181 0
Cisco / ITvzIq77
Short $TSLA Long $ROPE
Dec 2, 20181 0
New Sub Par
Thanks for contributing to the science of battery technology.
Dec 2, 20181 0
Facebook public2
Yikes, but ya no one cares about a used car their focus will be on new sales obviously.
Dec 2, 20181 0
Tesla 🏎💨 🚓
Honestly it’s because they won’t give me a global role. I could fix our entire pre and post delivery client experience instead I’m stuck doing bull shit finance grunt work.

I only say this as i have the numbers to back it up, the experience with what our clients want, and a plan to make it happen.

Does anyone from Elon down care? No. I’ve literally emailed Elon, the director of his office, cfo, etc.
Dec 3, 20180 3
- Tesla 🏎💨 🚓
  We also hire people who are more interested in skating by than actually working.
  Dec 3, 20180
- Tesla fremonster
  Hey finance guy. Wave 👋 when you see me at our meetings
  Dec 7, 20180
- Tesla 🏎💨 🚓
  Hey stranger. Be sure to say hi
  Dec 7, 20180
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- Tesla aka blind
  I felt the same when driving around modelS loaner but I have been quite satisfied with Model3 range estimation.. it quite gets you to 250+ in reality
  Dec 3, 20180
Tesla / DataHiphipnopemore
Don’t call CS, go to a service center
Dec 3, 20180 0

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