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The micro kitchens aren't consistently stocked.

Google / Engyeri
Jan 4

I'm hungry but I don't have my favorite snack. What to do.

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  • Microsoft Big Pun
    Write an internal memo on why there are less women in engineering roles.
    Jan 40
  • Oracle
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    Quit.
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  • Write an internal memo on why there are less snacks in engineering roles.
    Jan 41
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      Ikr
      Jan 4
  • Microsoft
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    Stop fretting. You could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.
    Jan 42
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      Are u saying I'm fat
      Jan 4
    • Qualcomm / Engdynasty001
      He is certainly insinuating that.
      Jan 4
  • Oath / MgmtAtinlay
    Go home
    Jan 41
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      Google is home
      Jan 4
  • Microsoft ИN
    Work for my company.
    Our kitchenettes are stuffed with free cane sugar and tea bags, you'll be good.
    Jan 40
  • Micro Focus / Engbrotein
    Poor google boy doesn’t have snacks somebody call the waaambulance
    Jan 47
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      I have snacks, just not my favorite snack 🤦🏻‍♂️
      Jan 4
    • VMware / Engandor
      And what is your fav snack
      Jan 4
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      Chia seed strawberry juice packs 😋
      Jan 4
    • VMware / Engandor
      What the hell man .. most of us don't even have normal stuff in our kitchens
      Jan 4
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      So you have abnormal stuff?...
      Jan 4
    • VMware / Engandor
      No, we don't have chia seed strawberry juice packs
      Jan 5
    • Micro Focus / Engbrotein
      Some of us don’t even have kitchens
      Jan 5
  • Amazon / EngRussian
    Move to Amazon. Our micro kitchens are always well stocked. With water cups, paper towels, forks and chopsticks. Oh and coffee /tea /hot chocolate.
    Jan 49
    • Reddit nononoyes
      What about banana
      Jan 4
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      I'm tired of bananas
      Jan 4
    • Amazon / EngRussian
      We're all bananas
      Jan 4
    • Qualcomm / Engdynasty001
      Stocked with chopsticks!?? Lmao
      Jan 4
    • Amazon / EngRussian
      Someone had to ask bezos in front of 10k people for chopsticks to happen.
      Jan 4
    • Qualcomm / Engdynasty001
      Youre not kidding right?
      Jan 4
    • Amazon / EngRussian
      True story
      Jan 4
    • Qualcomm / Engdynasty001
      If true then truly lmao
      Jan 4
    • Bloomberg / Eng
      Fork()

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      Can confirm the chopsticks story
      Jan 4
  • eBay
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    Why did you click on me 😡
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    Use a food delivery service (DoorDash, Uber Eats, etc)
    Jan 44
    • Google / Engyeri
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      That's not free
      Jan 4
    • Oracle
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      Poor baby, not enough TC to buy a snack you want?
      Jan 4
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      Yeah 🌲 fiddy can't cover that
      Jan 4
    • Yelp BGcU44
      Expense it, saying that you'll expense Uber eats until it's stocked.
      Jan 4
  • Oracle redvsblue
    You can’t walk to another floor or kitchenette to find it?
    Jan 43
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      None of them are well stocked bruh
      Jan 4
    • Oracle redvsblue
      Well time to quit. OCI just got beef jerky. Original AND teriyaki. We hiring.
      Jan 4
    • Oracle
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      Too bad Seattle is a bit far to casually drop by your kitchen now and then...
      Jan 4
  • Pinger / Engcreate💻
    Hoard snacks at your desk
    Jan 41
    • Google / Engyeri
      OP
      The micro kitchen is my desk
      Jan 4
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    The needful
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