Leaving Uber soon. Waiting for Visa stuff. Wanted to make a checklist of things to do in your last month. TC $285k at todays price. YoE - 10
Take as many free/ discounted Uber rides 😋
More LC 🤣. Why did you leave?
Network.
Ask Levandowski
Chill
Fuck the admin in the supply closet
Masturbate in the men’s room.
You can do that everyday. Try the women's
At my last company, I told the women i was quitting because I only had a few days left to live. A surprising number offered to have sex with me.
Go to the doctor, dentist, optician, etc. while you still have company insurance. They can help you decide whether to get COBRA or similar.
I would start by grabbing stationery items from each floor.. start with pen and sticky notes.. for few days collect them in bundles so that you have few months worth of supply. Additionally on daily basis I would take out bandages and ibuprofen from medical aid box on each floor this way you are covered for all injuries and fever etc.. On weekly basis I would try to take out keyboards and mouse from neighboring team mates desk and pretend nothing ever happened and then sell them on amazon.. Last week before lay-off I would get desperate enough to bring a big carry on duffel bag and stuff as much stuff possible and give absolutely ZERO FCKS.
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