RelationshipsApr 15, 2019
AppleMachoMan9

Things to do when spouse out of town for a week

Suggestions welcome.

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F5 Networks zapzap. Apr 15, 2019

Tinder?

Apple MachoMan9 OP Apr 15, 2019

Too much work

F5 Networks zapzap. Apr 15, 2019

Hmm. You are destined for self serve bro. It takes work to get some.

Google copp Apr 15, 2019

Self service?

F5 Networks zapzap. Apr 15, 2019

That what most married folks do after a few years.

Apple MachoMan9 OP Apr 15, 2019

Bored with self-service. The first few days were fun, not anymore.

Uber gRtV35 Apr 15, 2019

Clean the house

Ness Technologies __|__ Apr 15, 2019

Hookers, Strip club, Drugs, FWB

Apple MachoMan9 OP Apr 15, 2019

New to the area - so no FWB yet ;)

Oath OPnd70 Apr 15, 2019

Bring strippers to the homestead

SAP nolongrsap Apr 15, 2019

Whose spouse is out of town? 😉

Microsoft lgdthc Apr 15, 2019

Sleep?

Facebook Nevernude Apr 15, 2019

My wife's going out of town for a week. I'm going to take several days off to live the bachelor life again. Two beers before noon, eating pizza crumbs out of my belly button, porn on the living room TV, and the occasionally fat bong rip

Google copp Apr 15, 2019

No fapping?

Facebook Nevernude Apr 15, 2019

You think I'm putting porn on for the plot?

Google 9111 Apr 15, 2019

get a gaming pc and play all the latest games you didn't had time for.

Bloomberg EVALSlayer Apr 15, 2019

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