Things to do when spouse out of town for a week

Apple MachoMan9
Apr 15 30 Comments

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  • F5 Networks zapzap.
    Tinder?
    Apr 152
    • Apple MachoMan9
      OP
      Too much work
      Apr 15
    • F5 Networks zapzap.
      Hmm. You are destined for self serve bro. It takes work to get some.
      Apr 15
  • Uber gRtV35
    Clean the house
    Apr 150
  • Facebook
    Nevernude

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    My wife's going out of town for a week. I'm going to take several days off to live the bachelor life again.

    Two beers before noon, eating pizza crumbs out of my belly button, porn on the living room TV, and the occasionally fat bong rip
    Apr 153
    • Google copp
      No fapping?
      Apr 15
    • Facebook
      Nevernude

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      You think I'm putting porn on for the plot?
      Apr 15
    • Microsoft BarFoo
      ^^^ 😂😂😂😂😂
      Apr 15
  • Google copp
    Self service?
    Apr 158
    • F5 Networks zapzap.
      That what most married folks do after a few years.
      Apr 15
    • Apple MachoMan9
      OP
      Bored with self-service. The first few days were fun, not anymore.
      Apr 15
    • Google copp
      Try with someone online...
      Apr 15
    • F5 Networks zapzap.
      Copp — are you a girl?
      Apr 15
    • Google copp
      No
      Apr 15
    • F5 Networks zapzap.
      🤔
      Apr 15
    • Apple MachoMan9
      OP
      You a dude zapzap?
      Apr 15
    • F5 Networks zapzap.
      💯 confirmed
      Apr 15
  • Ness Technologies __|__
    Hookers, Strip club, Drugs, FWB
    Apr 151
    • Apple MachoMan9
      OP
      New to the area - so no FWB yet ;)
      Apr 15
  • New / Engjpasserby
    Watch all the shows on netflix that she doesn't like 😜
    Apr 160
  • Oath OPnd70
    Bring strippers to the homestead
    Apr 150
  • SAP / Engnolongrsap
    Whose spouse is out of town? 😉
    Apr 150
  • Bloomberg EVALSlayer
    LeetCode
    Apr 150
  • Google 9111
    get a gaming pc and play all the latest games you didn't had time for.
    Apr 150
  • Microsoft lgdthc
    Sleep?
    Apr 150
  • Amazon ontkiv
    Eating pasta straight from the pan.
    3d0
  • Microsoft / Enggl.
    Reading comments is just sad
    Apr 150
  • Salesforce tensorchic
    Get all of your backlog and solo travel done. Regroup. You won't get the privacy in a while b
    Apr 160
  • Facebook / Eng
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    Your spouse should let you wear iron pants for the week.
    Apr 160
  • Microsoft VthS21
    Hang out with friends?
    Apr 150

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