At first I was like wtf, but I guess it's nice that it actually cares about people's health? https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/29/tech/pokemon-sleep-app-nintendo/index.html
Waiting for pokemon eat and pokemon wank
the latter is already a thing, e.g., look up Gardevoir and rule 34.
That Pikachu movie looks dumb af. Make one about epic battles! I wanna be a Pokemon master damn it! WHERE'S MY VR BATTLE SUIT AND POKEBALL BELT CLIP!
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