Tinder Dates -84 matches- 6 actual dates

priceline.com / Engvwvw
Mar 8 65 Comments

I’m average looking guy and currently I have ~84 matches on tinder and Went on dates with 6 of them but only one of them end up going to my place(the rest is story).

But what I noticed is I paid all 6 dinners my self 🤣😂. Is tinder matching or dinner sponsorship app.

Any thoughts?

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  • Microsoft abdqrlsm
    Next time don’t be “average looking”.
    Mar 83
    • LinkedIn tendies
      Legit. Lol at guys that rate themselves above average and don't even have girls sending nudes. You know most of the time girls don't have to go on dates before having sex right? Dates = beta providing. After the date she went home to Chad.
      Mar 8
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      If I wasn’t average why would I be soft engineer - I could be an actor or model and make a living and live like a king - think twice yo
      Mar 8
    • Postmates dancingkng
      Looks like we have some Tucker Max fanboys
      Mar 8
  • LinkedIn tendies
    If you pay for dinner you are a cuck. You think Chad pays for dinner? Chad gets paid to eat pssy and bang her brains out. She also provides the housing because Chad can literally live in a trailer park and still get more sex than bill betabuxx the software engineer.
    Mar 85
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      No man some of them it took them too long to pull their CC from their purse 👜🤣
      Mar 8
    • CenturyLink OsOpOrAaT
      That’s the dinner I eat if i go on a date 😂
      Mar 8
    • Google stopsign
      incel much, tendies?
      Mar 8
    • LinkedIn 黃帝
      It’s the low effort trolling from kids who didn’t stop going to 4chan ten years ago
      Mar 8
    • Postmates dancingkng
      Eating p$$y is for simps
      Mar 8
  • Microsoft yEfH22
    If you are going to play that “game”, play that game. Go get fit and dress nice. Then do it again
    Mar 87
    • LinkedIn tendies
      LMFAO do you really think that's how it works? Females judge by genes, not jeans. God stop with the fashion coping. Also have you even been in a gym yourself? I'm in the gym all the time and I see tons of guys that look like shit because they have low t and or bald or ugly. There is no gym for your face. You build more muscle injecting t and sitting on your ass then being natty and going to the gym. All models and actors inject, the difference between them and you is that they have the GENES to not get side effects eg acne and baldness.
      Mar 8
    • LinkedIn EUVT14
      Most have $$ to handle the side effect if not genes
      Mar 8
    • Expedia yeet_code
      @tendies

      damn you sound like an incel nerd virgin. no shit natural looks are important. if you are balding or short or your ugly, you might as well get ill fitting clothing and become fat too? fucking loser with that attitude lol
      Mar 8
    • New ktFx31
      @tendies you need a psychiatric evaluation
      Mar 8
    • Google / Engbernieflan
      Tendies... Men inject testosterone? That's a thing?
      Mar 8
    • LinkedIn tendies
      Testosterone levels have been rapidly decreasing over the past several decades. Experts are conflicted on why this is - some blame estrogen in the water from birth control and xenoestrogens from plastic, or phytoestrogens from soy. However whatever the cause most males are low t. The t levels keep getting lowered for baseline measurement s to normalize things. All actors and fitness models inject heavily. Tons of people inject but only the genetically elite can get away without sideffects. You can take aromatase inhibitors and other drugs but at the end of the day everyone's endocrinology is different and you need to figure out what works for you.
      Mar 9
    • Google / Engbernieflan
      Is T like a street drug now? How does a man change before and after injections? (Just read about it... Sex drive, erections, muscle mass...)
      Mar 9
  • CenturyLink OsOpOrAaT
    I mostly split or the girls pay for themselves without me saying anything 🤷🏽‍♂️
    Mar 81
  • Bloomberg 21$aVaE
    Why the fuck are you using Tinder? It’s full of fatties. Use Bumble.
    Mar 84
    • Intel Bob Swanny
      LoL... u right about that! Tinder got some bottom feeders....but they are easy.... my success rate on bumble is actually higher than tinder
      Mar 8
    • Bloomberg 21$aVaE
      I think all the attractive people left Tinder for Bumble and Hinge.
      Mar 8
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      But Bumble the women are the boss - u can’t text them unless they start - which is not fair for the “Average Looking” guys like me
      Mar 9
    • Bloomberg 21$aVaE
      I’m pretty average looking. I do fine lol.
      Mar 9
  • SAP
    marchiear

    SAP

    BIO
    I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
    marchiearmore
    An entry in the diary of the perpetual student:

    “23rd semester. Still no diploma. Spent 17.30 USD tonight on dinner. That’s all she had in cash.”
    Mar 80
  • Lyft LYTG45
    Go calculate the opportunity cost and cost for 6 *2 food. Then realize, an attractive hooker is fraction of that price.
    Mar 91
    • SAP
      marchiear

      SAP

      BIO
      I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
      marchiearmore
      That gives the word “Go Dutch” an entirely different meaning!!
      Mar 9
  • Microsoft readygo
    80+ matches and 6 dates isn’t unheard of. Think of a match as a decent resume, messaging back and forth as a phone screen, date as an on-site. It’s a numbers game that takes persistence and a little bit of luck. The key is to keep moving forward, bounce back from rejection, and enjoy the ride :)
    Mar 81
    • LinkedIn tendies
      Too bad she only enjoys Chad's ride. Billy betabuxx is here just for the food service.
      Mar 8
  • New / Eng0xBD
    What do you think yourself, is ROI good on those 6 paid for by you dinners?
    Mar 81
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      Nah I wanted 4 or 5
      Mar 9
  • Apple microBro
    Wanna get more matches? Write your TC and yoe.
    Mar 80
  • I don’t use tinder but when I did I could see I had 1900+ matches and like 5-6 super likes a day. But I’m a girl.

    Sounds like you’re doing well for a guy.
    Mar 87
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      Are u the only girl in the city? And are u swapping everyone right?
      Mar 8
    • No they gave me a free 1-month subscription so I was able to see all the people that swiped right I guess.
      Mar 8
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      Can u swipe right on me? N show me how to make her pay for the dinner as well? Lol
      Mar 8
    • That’s easy. Only go to dinner with someone who has a good career. 💁🏽‍♀️ better yet, meet for drinks first like other people said.
      Mar 8
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      LoL Okay
      Mar 8
    • SAP
      marchiear

      SAP

      BIO
      I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
      marchiearmore
      I’m not getting why you just don’t go Dutch. They’re fumbling to find their CC? Pay half, land let the waiter sort it out. You’re being used.
      Mar 9
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      Where do I get the Dutch’s? 🤣
      Mar 9
  • Intel cuy
    Wow. I am at 2 matches and 0 replies in 3 month
    Mar 81
    • LinkedIn tendies
      Have you tried being white tall and good looking?
      Mar 8
  • Microsoft naaam
    There's Asian and Indian guys out there who'd probably pay for dinner, Uber, everything but don't get a single match, let alone dates 🙄🤣
    Mar 80
  • Nvidia Brouwer
    Leetcode harder
    Mar 80
  • SAP
    marchiear

    SAP

    BIO
    I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
    marchiearmore
    Dinner dates are also freaking boring. Do something exciting! They want adventure
    Mar 82
    • Leanplum blings
      Like.... Minigolf?
      Mar 8
    • SAP
      marchiear

      SAP

      BIO
      I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
      marchiearmore
      I picture you with a red thorny rose between your lips, you gigolo!
      Mar 8
  • Intel Bob Swanny
    16% success rate after 6 dates... that’s below average.... u could do better... u probably fumbled 2 of them.... keep going out and you will get better at closing the deal to take them home... practice makes perfect.....
    Mar 82
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      May I know what the average is? 🤔 50?
      Mar 8
    • Intel Bob Swanny
      More like 30%.... if you closed the deal on 2-3 out of the 6.... then u r doing good

      All my friends and I use tinder,bumble,etc... seems like everyone has a 30% success rate

      No matter where you meet a girl...if you ask her out... then u pay.... make sure u pick the restaurant, because if u let them pick... it’s going to be expensive
      Mar 8
  • Microsoft cheekypea
    How did you end up paying for all the dinners? Did you offer to pay or did you feel too awkward to ask her to go Dutch?
    Mar 82
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      It was awkward tbh 😂 specially 2 of them it took them too long to pull their CC from their bag lol
      Mar 8
    • Microsoft cheekypea
      Ugh cheap dates 🙄 Though you should be assertive and ask them how they'd like to split the check! Good luck dating!
      Mar 8
  • Oracle
    !i!i!i

    Oracle

    PRE
    Google, Facebook, Instacart, Twitter, Uber, Air Asia, IBM, Cisco
    !i!i!imore
    Go Dutch next time.
    Mar 82
    • priceline.com / Engvwvw
      OP
      Dutch?
      Mar 8
    • Uber yTsM55
      Everyone pays for their own
      Mar 8
  • Walmart.com fiVn5$!Br
    Do drinks first before dinner, but also stop viewing these dates as transactional, it probably comes out in your communication.
    Mar 80
  • Don’t do dinner date. And always ask for separate order. Only pay her food at the 2nd or 3rd date.
    I noticed that the dates I paid for are the one that failed. That’s when I was a rookie 😆
    Mar 80
  • New / EngNiceuser
    Don't spend time on chatting. If you like her just send her your number and tell something aggressive , I'm engineer my time is expensive. Here my number if you want make it for real. Check if she is interested in you too.
    70% of girls there for the attention not for dating.
    Mar 80
  • Visa FoffBoy
    the rest is story
    Mar 80
  • Microsoft
    Tier 1

    Microsoft

    BIO
    #1 in Prestige
    Tier 1more
    7% match to date
    17% date to your place

    Unless you need to optimize for cost, I would try to optimize the conversion from match to date.

    Claiming you’re going Dutch risks damaging the weakest stage in the funnel.
    Mar 81
    • Bloomberg iVX372
      Bullshit. I always go Dutch. It's really just a matter of confidence. I tell her I'd prefer to date my equal
      Mar 8
  • Oracle lxlemd
    Relax u could be like me and have 1 match a year.
    Mar 80
  • Indeed noonsense
    So why are you buying a whole dinner on the first date? If you don’t like her you’re stuck there until the check comes. Just meet for drinks and you can accept/reject faster.
    Mar 80

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