Traveling to Israel tomorrow

New edOs26
Mar 9, 2018 28 Comments

Any suggestions for what I should do there?

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  • Amazon 123raj
    Try negotiating peace in the middle east.
    Mar 9, 20182
    • Google / Eng6zhf0xgi
      Nah. Instead I think he should try to experience some local culture. Some fun activities to consider:

      + Lobbying the American government
      + Annexing land near the only drinkable water in the region
      + Secretly building an arsenal of nuclear weapons in the middle east
      + Hiring students to astroturf social media
      Mar 9, 2018
    • Amazon / Eng
      Hooliganss

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      While he’s there, he might consider lobbing mortars into areas dense with civilians. Kidnapping and stabbing people are also favorite past times. Precious cargos like missiles and munitions caches are typically stored in hospitals and schools. It’s a cultural thing.
      Mar 9, 2018
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    HoldFinger

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    HoldFingermore
    If you are into adventure sports try going to Palestine.
    Mar 9, 20181
    • Uber / EngBaller 🏀
      No such thing. Well it depends on your perspective. If you think ISIS is a legit country, yeah you can visit Palestine lol
      Mar 15, 2018
  • New / Mgmt
    Portlandia

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    Make Murica great again
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Google / Enggsu
    Let us know if they are building a wall around Jerusalem. #Zombies
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Eat drink for sure
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Google / Engfart
    You should go to the settlements on disputed lands.
    Mar 9, 20180
  • BlackBerry SolarShift
    Ask Bibi when he is going to jail and for how long
    Mar 9, 20180
  • New / Ops
    tDYa46

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    Seriously just have fun and make memories you can look back on
    Mar 9, 20180
  • GoDaddy / Eng
    Fuck**g💩

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    Convert to Judaism maybe?
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Microsoft blind66
    You can take package tours for Jerusalem Bethlehem and Dead Sea... There are other tours as well depending on your interests
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Visa / EngTrigr
    Float in the Dead Sea
    Mar 9, 20180
  • New / Ops
    tDYa46

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    tDYa46more
    I went to Korea for work with samsung way back . I still have the memories of literally going into every bar they could throw at me
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Microsoft hskf81
    Get some shekels
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Oracle Opc
    Don't come back
    Mar 9, 20180
  • New / Mgmt
    Portlandia

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    You could get inspired by the Dead Sea and make it alive, again. Or write the new new New Testament and credit blind and Israel for your renaissance.
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Palo Alto Networks projectX
    Visit Jerusalem and do the touristy stuff for sure. The street markets are also an experience. Make sure to vet any tour guides or tours with the concierge in your hotel. They can also provide recommendations on what to do and see.
    Mar 9, 20180
  • New / MgmtNonprofit
    Hang out with all the hot dudes in Tel Aviv!
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Cognizant Gennie
    Try cigars
    Mar 9, 20180
  • Microsoft PicPocToc
    Visit their newly minted capital
    Mar 9, 20180
  • NetSuite justtrying
    Educate yourself on ethnic cleansing and apartheid, and you can check out a ton of live examples about them there
    Jul 26, 20182
    • Amazon 123raj
      Lmao! Bro he's probably back from israel by now :D
      Jul 26, 2018
    • Oracle
      Kuomo

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      Kuomomore
      Well if he tried some of those earlier suggestions, he might have ended up in Israel for the long haul.
      Jul 26, 2018
  • Oracle / Engucunt69
    Nuke the capital and bring peace to Muhammud
    Mar 9, 20182
    • Adobe zyx4321
      We should grab lunch. Burger for me, back of dicks for you.
      Mar 10, 2018
    • NetSuite justtrying
      Nuke your mom
      Jul 26, 2018

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