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What Bezos sanchez affair is really about

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Obviously it wasnt the looks....so what gives?

Here is my theory

Sanchez was married to a powerful hollywood agent Patrick Whitesell who looks much more attractive than bezos the turtle and has $300 million in his name...But being in hollywood metoo land, Whitesell probably pulled a weinstein move.

So Sanchez got angry and jealous and cheated with Bezos as a revenge to show Whitesell that she can do even better in terms of $$$.

As far as Bezos, going down on Sanchez was more of an opportunity presenting itself. Bezos wanted a more public lifestyle and Mackensey wanted to wind down privately now the money has been made. Didnt meet eye to eye so they mutually agreed to split.

What do you all think?

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  • Facebook / Eng
    BmSC45

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    BmSC45more
    People get bored. Marriage is for cucks. Imagine giving up half of your money for some woman you may lose interest with in the future.
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    • Blizzard others
      A engineer at FANG probably looks like the biggest cuck of them all 😂
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    • Tableau hellish
      Using that word just shows you are a fool. It's like telling the world you are an angry sexless 22 year old male.
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    • Redfin lisafrank
      It’s a funny word tho
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    • LinkedIn tendies
      There's nothing wrong with being sexless. What's with the virgin shaming? I bet you make fun of people that have different sexualities or are different looking too! 😂
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    • Microsoft somraj
      Yo virgin, saw your other post
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    • Tableau hellish
      Okay tendies, good point, nothing wrong with being sexless, you are right. I was making a stereotype and I shouldn't have. But it's not good to be angry about it and say all women are b word and are conspiring against men, which is what I intuited the first person was getting at.
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  • Salesforce truhhbcdho
    Yeah his wife, while not a looker by any means, looks better than Ms. Sanchez.
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    • Facebook / Eng
      BmSC45

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      No she doesn’t. Sanchez looks plastic but still better.
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    • Atlassian / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

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      Luffy, M.Dmore
      Wow and Sanchez is older. I was going to say that the soon to be former Mrs Bezos looked especially better for 48 when Sanchez doesn't look especially good but is probably in her 30s. So lol I guess plastic faux youth over elegance.
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  • Atlassian / Eng
    Luffy, M.D

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    Luffy, M.Dmore
    Looking at his wife vs his girlfriend, he's trading way down. Aren't you supposed to trade up in a divorce?
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    • Microsoft baaaaallls
      But the girlfriend usually puts out.
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    • Atlassian / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

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      Lol well can't argue with that
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    • Amazon ChiknTikka
      Dumb fuck. If your girlfriend fucks like mad and your wife has been a dead fish for years, then the girlfriend is easily 20 times as attractive.
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    • Atlassian / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

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      Luffy, M.Dmore
      Rich as he is, you'd think he could find a girlfriend who bangs AND looks better than the wife
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    • Amazon ChiknTikka
      If you havent nailed her you don't know how good she is.
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    • Atlassian / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

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      Luffy, M.Dmore
      I'm willing to posit that she must be good, but c'mon. World's richest man. 49 years old, and a TV anchor... We're not talking about Melinda French/Gates where the brains were clearly a good part of the appeal
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    • Amazon ChiknTikka
      Fair enough. My gf is a few years younger (but also late 40s) comparable looks and definitely better educated. My CEO should be able to do a bit better. Guess my game is strong.
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  • Oracle doznuts
    Why do you care? Why does anyone else care unless it's going to affect Amazon in some way.
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  • Amazon / Eng工口
    Women are attracted to power, girls are attracted to looks.

    Men also want their ego stroked, but the starter wives won't budge.
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    • LinkedIn tendies
      Way to go generalizing people based on gender 👍
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    • Amazon ChiknTikka
      If by "ego stroked" you mean "cock stroked" then yes, we do.
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  • Amazon ChiknTikka
    Only the morons who have never been divorced and are yapping away seem confused. Any dude who has been through it gets it. If you are rich as fuck and your wife loves sex with you, you have no reason to leave. He wasn't having financial issues - so we know where the issue was. He was looking for a woman who could suck an ice cube through a straw - not the youngest hottest chick he could find.
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    • Atlassian / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

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      Plenty of non-morons have never been divorced. Plenty of morons have been divorced (indeed, serial divorces are often a direct sign of stupidity)
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    • Amazon ChiknTikka
      Allow me to clarify: the intersection of people who are morons and those who have never been divorced.
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    • Atlassian / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

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      Fair enough.
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  • Yahoo Genius
    Who cares about this? It's their personal lives and they can do whatever the hell they want with.
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  • Bank of America blacKnight
    It’s all women’s game... they always revengeful and dangerous.. and they know Men’s most weakest part is between legs
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  • Intel jWRK44
    From what I've scooped by reading internet gossip Lauren Sanchez is exciting and adventurous, owns her own helicopter company business which does aerial work - note that Jeff refers to her as "ALIVE GIRL" in his sexts. Lauren is almost 50 and looks amazing (as if she's in her 30s) - not possible unless she's gone under more than a few scalpels, considering she's also had 3 kids. Jennifer Anniston is in her 50s and looks amazing still but she has not borne children, also no doubt Jen has had surgical help. Looking at Jeff's current wife Mackenzie, she's aged gracefully and elegantly - her wrinkles and slightly sagging face are evident. While Mackenzie has always been slender she's quite plain-looking, definitely not a head turner. OK Mackenzie is a Princeton grad with high SATs who got hired as an intern at DE Shaw but so what ? Lauren is perhaps as smart if not smarter in a different way, she's an accomplished woman in her own right. For being such a smart man though Jeff is thinking with his pecker only and this relationship WILL fizzle, whether Bezos ends up marrying Lauren or not. I don't judge Jeff /Mackenzie for divorcing - marriage is a flawed institution. My guess is that despite being the wealthiest man in the world, Bezos wasn't happy - and perhaps Lauren has made him feel ALIVE again.
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    • Bank of America blacKnight
      Marriage is a scam to loot men
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  • Amazon / Engn0v
    Stupid. Stop wasting time with inane speculation.
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