What is the process of you getting your partner ready to have sex?

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Jul 6 37 Comments

What is the process of you getting your gf / bf / wife / husband / partner ready to have sex?

Ie. Cuddle, talk sexual, foreplay then sex.. etc

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  • Apple / Eng toplad
    I keep it very straightforward. I have a bell that I ring when I want to have sex. If wifey is in the mood, we do the deed. Otherwise not.

    Can’t let foreplay and cuddling cut into LC time.
    Jul 6 4
    • Microsoft
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      Albertsons
      🤡🌎bromore
      That's hot. Hopefully you have her conditioned to salivate when she hears the bell.
      Jul 6
    • If wifey rings the bell, do you revert back and do the needful?
      Jul 6
    • Apple lc 300
      Revert back? Do the needful? What are you taking about? Is that a sexual innuendo? U ok?
      Jul 7
    • eBay gsyabGx
      If you don’t know, some one is responding to the bell?
      Jul 7
  • New / IT
    5’3 Indian

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    1.) Go to the ATM
    2.) Drive to brothel.
    3.) Book reservation.
    4.) Burn vanilla leaves in an incense tray and play bagpipe music.
    5.) Remain completely silent before and during the act.
    6.) Always leave a tip, and always be polite. Make sure the escort has away to get back home.
    7.) Now you’re a real man.
    Jul 6 1
    • Apple PTSE75
      Username checks out
      Jul 6
  • Microsoft
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    Albertsons
    🤡🌎bromore
    Solve a leetcode hard in under 15 minutes.
    Jul 6 0
  • Facebook
    fjdiehtb

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    fjdiehtbmore
    Wash dishes. Cleanup mess after kids. Extra points if filled her car with gas.
    Jul 7 1
    • First non-troll answer, only 15 posts down...good work Blind
      Jul 7
  • Google emc2too
    We have documented the process sometime ago but during a move we misplaced the docs. Now nobody knows how to do it. So we don’t.
    Jul 6 1
    • Intel aaabbaaa
      You guys are so funny 😂
      Jul 7
  • Medallia Maximus8
    LC!!!
    Jul 6 0
  • New s-works
    Honey, you’re blocking the TV.... why are you winking? ... oh, got it, let’s go
    Jul 6 1
  • Quanergy Systems UGTt75
    File a JIRA ticket
    Jul 7 0
  • Apple PTSE75
    Sprint
    Jul 6 0
  • New / Data
    Cliqzer

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    YuMe
    Cliqzermore
    Follow agile methodology 😀
    Jul 7 3
    • Google pepperpots
      Just like agile, your sex life would also become a myth.
      Jul 7
    • Facebook
      fjdiehtb

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      fjdiehtbmore
      Should we get a scrum master joining us too?
      Jul 7
    • Google pepperpots
      You think the scrum master is a hot third wheel in a three-way but in reality he is a just a dude holding the camera without knowing how to use it.
      Jul 7
  • Oracle aYBY68
    The process???🙄.....if you feel genuine love and affection for him/her, everything else will happen naturally.Let me guess..watching too much porn and never had the birds and the bees chat?....I may have a a flow diagram somewhere,let me see if I can dig that out for you.
    Jul 6 0
  • Amazon PunjabiK
    Red wine 🍷
    Jul 6 2
    • Username checks out
      Jul 7
    • Google Devil
      Nope , as per user name it should have been a scotch or whiskey
      Jul 8
  • Amazon echo $?
    My wife finds it hot when I do the dishes and cook (it’s well known that men who do housework are more likely to have sex with their wives). She also likes things like talking about current events, having a good intellectual debate, etc. After connecting intellectually and emotionally, she wants to connect physically. Once we’ve gotten there she wants to go straight to the main event.
    Jul 7 2
    • Adobe / Eng k hi do ss
      I think my wife is defective. I do most of the house work and rarely have sex :(
      Jul 7
    • Amazon echo $?
      She may just not be appreciative of it. Or she may take it/you for granted. Have a conversation with her about it. Start it off with something like “I feel like my needs aren’t being met and I’m doing my best to meet yours and ours as a couple. I really want to feel close to you and I need X to do that.”
      Jul 7
  • JUUL jmae
    “Take your clothes off.”
    Jul 6 1
    • Microsoft BangTrue!
      That works 95% of the time she says it..
      Jul 7
  • Google pepperpots
    Get a letter from doctor saying you have blue balls and that sex is the only way to save your life
    Jul 7 0
  • Microsoft Dr. Root
    "Take your pants off"
    Short and to the point.
    Jul 8 0
  • Google Trump 1793
    TC and YOE??
    Jul 7 0
  • LeanTaaS iAlbertson
    Gym
    Jul 6 0
  • Medallia Maximus8
    wt........
    Jul 6 0
  • Cerner pfdP78
    U up?
    Jul 7 0

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