What plant shall I put on my desk?
Was thinking of Bonsai tree, seems pretty neat. You can get 6-7 yo ones. Any suggestions for a budget of up to $120ish mb.. Not much sun, but would be nice to see it blossom sometimes
succulents
Why do you need blind to ask this?
Why even bother commenting
Not sure of your exposure to bonsai but they aren’t passive plants. They are trees that require daily attention and expertise to maintain. Most don’t survive well indoors. If they were easy I’d totally have one on my desk too as they are the coolest thing ever. Free workshop in Oakland bonsai garden if you wanna learn.
Bonsai is a serious hobby. Those ones you get at Lowe’s and Home Depot will die in under two years if you’re lucky. 2 months if you’re not. Get a fern and put little plastic dinosaurs in it at the base.
Get silk flowers. High quality fakes for real plants. No worries about responsibility or maintenance, nor light level concerns. I was impressed by fake ones I saw this weekend
but knowledge of fakeness is not gonna give me much good mood
A dingleberry bush
Christmas tree
Seems like most options are boring, but better than nothing: https://www.lovethegarden.com/community/ideas-inspiration/best-office-plants-happy-workers
Stinging nettles
Doesn’t matter the plant. You are gonna kill it anyway
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