What to do after you hurt her?
We were riding bicycles and I accidentally interlocked our handlebars and she fell, and got a cut on her forehead. I took her to the ER. Now I feel like complete trash, incompetent, unable to do even the simple thing like bicycle riding. She probably thinks I'm so lame. My head is spinning over how embarrassed I am. Been dating for four months. This was by far the worst date I have ever blundered. TC/YOE too embarrassing to mention.
Take care of her, be her nurse, wipe her ass, pay for her cosmetic surgery, and buy her shit.
Wiping her ass and then again buying her shit sounds counter productive. At least there is some scope of reuse/repurpose.
Lmaooo
Don’t worry and don’t feel guilty. Nothing really happened. By the way did you 👉👌her? Sounds like you didn’t. That would be strange.
Why would it be strange if we fucked?
It would be strange if you didn’t after dating for several months. Something would be wrong.
Eat her pu$$ay
+1 that magically solves most wrongdoings
Life is not perfect. Such opportunities help you grow your relationships thru ups and downs. She got a cut. You are taking care of her. Love blossoms further. You get married and settle in the suburbs with her and 3 kids + a dog. This is a bollywood movie in the making. PS: you both are safe. That's important. Now make the relationship grow. Locking handles is not lame. It happens.
If I get into faang will she likely forgive me?
Nope. The work life balance sucks. You won't have time for her.
If it scars tell her at least it will be something to always remember you by
How many Leetcode questions did you need to do to get a gf?
This 🤩
While wise people of blind already gave suggestions, here’s one from dumb me: Don’t ever dump her because of that scar on her face.
Depends on what type of girl she is. If she’s soft, be sweet and take care of her and buy her a gift. If she’s more judgmental then she probably does think you’re a bit incompetent and lame and won’t want you to spend too much time falling all over yourself to make things better, thus embarrassing yourself more. She’d prefer you’d get over it fast and to only suggest safe dates for a while that won’t end in bodily harm. It may take her a while to trust that your clumsy won’t hurt her again.
Pay her copay and GTFO. Don't use your low pay as excuse.
TC, YOE? Yours and hers.
not_larry, please cut it out. There's a time when this ceases to be funny
Who said it’s funny? Blind rules.