What would you do if you were Mackenzie?

Amazon JesozB
Jan 15 39 Comments

What'd you do if you were her? She spent her life building this amazing company with her husband who ended up cheating on her. She is smart, intelligent and very accomplished. Money of course is not a problem. Her accomplishments firmly speak for her intellect and resolve which makes her way better than most of us around. And yest despite no apparent fault of hers she is also the butt of crass jokes floating around.

What would you do if you were her?

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TOP 39 Comments
  • Apple MattyD
    How did she build Amazon? 🤷🏻‍♂️
    Jan 15 16
    • Amazon Jеff Bezоs
      I have a newsflash for you: “If you’re broke, homeless, and sleeping under a bridge, neither McKenzie nor any other woman would stick around with you.”
      Jan 15
    • New Baboly
      If that’s all you got from that, I guess your only option is to be as rich as Jeff Bezos, but sadly, you aren’t.
      Jan 15
    • Synopsys zFrm32
      Wow, Jeff Bezos, you sure know how to extrapolate and defend your employer. What broke you in childhood, dear? Where’s all this stupidity coming from?
      Jan 16
    • Genentech PapaBeary
      What's different? There are men who ignore women who are not pretty. Ever seen a rich guy date an ugly girl?
      Jan 16
  • McAfee JohnMcPee
    If I were her, I would at least try to spell my name correctly in the title.
    Jan 15 3
    • Amazon JesozB
      OP
      Thanks and done!
      Jan 15
    • McAfee JohnMcPee
      Lol you still got it wrong!
      Jan 15
    • Amazon JesozB
      OP
      🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
      Jan 15
  • Microsoft EBX
    Bezos is a piece of shit, talented business man but absolute garbage human being. Same goes for Steve Jobs, his daughter never got shit which is even worse.
    I hope they don't have a prenup and she gets the half and make the bald dick sweat...
    Jan 15 1
    • SAP / Biz Dev
      DaedalusSF

      SAP Biz Dev

      BIO
      I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for Democrats!
      DaedalusSFmore
      Finally someone says it about both guys! Thank you
      Jan 24
  • Microsoft
    Tier 1

    Microsoft

    BIO
    #1 in Prestige
    Tier 1more
    Buy eBay outright. Destroy amazon.
    Jan 15 1
  • Facebook pndubs
    Start a foundation to do good in the world.

    The freedom of having resources without pressure to generate short-term profit means you have the latitude to work on complex long-term problems that affect the world in a meaningful way.
    Jan 15 0
  • I would take my 70 billion and GTFO.
    Jan 15 1
    • Genentech PapaBeary
      It's a loss to her. If he had kept his promise of marriage, she would have had whole of the money. It is sad that even though he was the one who cheated, they both get equal share.
      Jan 15
  • Oracle holahola
    Did she ever work at Amazon?
    Jan 15 1
    • Amazon ChiknTikka
      Yes, she was one of the first employees.
      Jan 15
  • eBay notlucky
    Dump all the Amazon stock, make him worth nothing and find a better dick
    Jan 15 0
  • Credit Suisse yellowro
    She is hardly very smart or intelligent. She majored in English and her first job was working with Jeff at D E Shaw. He was probably instrumental in getting her that job because they were dating. She is a highly privileged Caucasian woman with very little personal accomplishments for a woman in her late forties talkless of one married to the richest man in the world. Neither Jeff Bezos nor Mackenzie deserves 140 billion USD but whats the point of talking about it ?
    Jan 15 2
    • Google / Eng captainfly
      You realize her sister is the CEO of 23andme? These are smart as hell women. I wouldn't be surprised if Mackenzie is Jeff's advisor.
      Jan 23
    • Credit Suisse yellowro
      Her sister is not CEO of 23 and me. Secondly her sister being smart does not imply that she is smart. She is privileged and opportuned and that's about all she has going for her
      Jan 23
  • Google Woopsy
    A sex tape, just to embarrass Jeff!
    Jan 15 1
  • Oath / Eng Yahoo‼⚰️
    Sleep with Elon Musk or Larry Ellison. They are not Bozo friends.
    Jan 16 0
  • Goldman Sachs Two Ligma
    she contributed nothing to bezos’ fortune
    Jan 18 0
  • Salesforce splitpea
    I'm sure she has worse problems than the jokes being thrown around. Also I think she and Jeff split up long before they announced it. She's probably trying to get used to the new life or might be trying to start something herself
    Jan 15 0