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Dignity
This cracked me up
My balls cuz i got none
Blank checks
Some of the random cards I have in my wallet. E.g. multiple HSA cards (different accounts), dental/vision insurance cards, medical insurance card, debit card, credit card, backup credit card, debit card specifically for atm withdrawals (fees covered), and on and on. Usually I just use the credit card and dl at most but I carry them all because.. what if..
Are there fees on those HSA accounts? You should think about unifying them.
You can do that? Some of my older HSA cards have fees applied monthly since I’m not with the employer anymore. I think I looked into unifying and the best option I saw was to take out the money as cash and pay the huge tax penalty.
A towel.
My extra weight.
My depression.
That’s not useless dude. You have to embrace it.
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Negativity
Positivity is only relative to negativity. Without it there is no positivity.
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My ego
More of an accessory - a watch