Which FAANG offers the strongest koolaid? 🥤🥤

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  • Facebook
    Shoopidoop

    Facebook

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    Shoopidoopmore
    "I just want to say that I'm so proud to have this opportunity to improve the world through the power of sharing"
    - Literal quote from my FB bootcamp orientation.

    They mix eng and recruiters, so you have all these extroverts trying to one-up each other with brown-nosing.
    7d 3
    • Apple fullCircle
      OP
      Meanwhile at Apple orientation:

      Presenter after delivering koolaid speech: “...so, what brings YOU to Apple?”

      OG new grad: “Money!!”
      7d
    • Juniper Pliny Jr
      Apple, "I'm using Apple as a stepping stone in order to land at FB/G or unicorn which pay much better....according to Blind"
      7d
    • Uber jdkn3
      Yikes. I’d have trouble keeping it together
      6d
  • Amazon / Eng
    weeeeeeee

    Amazon Eng

    BIO
    AWS
    weeeeeeeemore
    I feel like you don’t really know koolaid until you’ve consumed amazon leadership principals. Especially customer obsession.
    7d 5
    • Google awYf30
      😂😂 I canceled my final round after I read the leadership principals.
      6d
    • Amazon p1m2j3hk
      "Disagree and commit" "have backbone" no wonder everything gets pushed around
      6d
    • Amazon 🤠==8
      🤨 Have backbone is so you don't get pushed around.
      If you just do what you are told, you will keep getting more until you burn out and get PIPed.
      6d
    • Uber Melina
      The real kool aid is "frugality" while the owner keeps on creating distance from the 2nd richest person in the world even after an expensive divorce.
      6d
    • Amazon / Eng
      weeeeeeee

      Amazon Eng

      BIO
      AWS
      weeeeeeeemore
      I mean, his wealth is in the form of stocks, which means a lot of other people are getting wealthy too.

      How generous of him.
      6d
  • Google qpsi392n;$
    Idk man I vote Google. FB has it's fair share of detractors on here and they know they're making a deal with the devil. Googlers seems infatuated by comparison.
    7d 3
    • Uber jdkn3
      But google doesn’t spread its propaganda. People are just quietly happy. That’s the sentiment/image that it comes off as at least from the outside
      6d
    • Google awYf30
      I'm new at Google, and almost everyone in my Noogler class seems to think that Google is not a for-profit company, but some benevolent entity that's only goal is to make the world a better place.

      I'm not saying Google is evil. But, the koolaid is strong here.
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    • Google / Eng rheimann
      It'll go away soon. Just wait a few months and a few more documents listing the wrong-doings of Google will leak.
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  • Juniper Pliny Jr
    FB and it ain't even close.

    Some have bought in like noob punks. Others play the game knowing it's such BS but knowing it's necessary to keep the mask on while at work.
    7d 0
  • Facebook / Eng
    pussyfart

    Facebook Eng

    PRE
    Facebook, Google, Snapchat
    pussyfartmore
    Airbnb.
    7d 0
  • Google superpower
    I would vote for Airbnb for a couple of reasons-
    1. Their motto - anybody can belong anywhere. I don't feel belonged to my own community some times. They want everyone to bring everywhere.

    2. When extending the offer, recruiter literally said this "travel is a 7 trillion economy and Airbnb had just got in. So we are swimming easily in 7 trillion pool"
    I had had enough.
    6d 0
  • Airbnb / Eng airball
    I get a bucket of koolaid per day
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