Who wants to hire me?

Apple vTfP55
May 31, 2018 17 Comments

Systems Engineer. Background in software dev. and system architecture. 6 YOE, BS in CE, currently been at Apple for 6 years. I work in the world of accessories.

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  • Facebook / Eng 5‘9👲🤬
    Have you applied McDonald’s? I heard they are hiring aggressively
    May 31, 2018 4
    • This guy fucks
      May 31, 2018
    • Honda / Other
      furacists

      Honda Other

      BIO
      I have superpowers , for instance I read blind and still have faith in humanity
      furacistsmore
      Keep calm and flag away
      May 31, 2018
    • Apple Mister App
      Does McDonald’s sell customer data to Cambridge Analytica?
      May 31, 2018
    • Amazon / Eng
      Hooliganss

      Amazon Eng

      BIO
      AWS
      Hooliganssmore
      (Or any other political data operation, cough obama/Hillary cough)
      May 31, 2018
  • Amazon ATtE14
    😂
    May 31, 2018 5
    • Apple Mister App
      Alexa sent my SO the audio recording of me fucking your SO. How can I file a bug to get this fixed?
      May 31, 2018
    • Amazon / Eng
      Hooliganss

      Amazon Eng

      BIO
      AWS
      Hooliganssmore
      That’s intended behavior
      May 31, 2018
    • Apple Mister App
      I’ll have to switch back to HomePod then.
      May 31, 2018
    • Amazon ATtE14
      You can either shove your SIRI up 😂😂 or suck your Apple hard or can do both
      Jun 2, 2018
    • Apple Mister App
      That’s wack dude.
      Jun 2, 2018
  • Bloc / Eng cerealbox
    If you’re on LinkedIn, pound the search bar looking for “Company X recruiter” and reach out to 2-3 from each company. When connecting, add a note (which they’ll ignore) saying something like “I’m hoping to connect with you about opportunities at X”. From those 3, 0-2 might connect. After a day, reach out to those who connected with a follow up. Something like “thanks for taking the time to connect” and how you’re interested in opportunities like [LINK TO JOB YOU MIGHT BE A FIT FOR]. Most wont respond because you might not be a good fit or they aren’t working with that particular team but you’ll get some hits. If after a week waiting to hear back, you don’t, reach out to more recruiters from the same company. It’s a grind but it pays off. Keep track of who you’ve contacted and the result. Best of luck!
    Jun 1, 2018 0
  • Akamai Technologies Oer674
    🐒💨
    Jun 1, 2018 0
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    • Apple Mister App
      hey eBay, 2001 called. They want you back.
      May 31, 2018
  • Tinder / Eng
    meowimacat

    Tinder Eng

    PRE
    Microsoft
    BIO
    Im a cat! Meow 🐈
    meowimacatmore
    TC or GTFO
    Jun 1, 2018 0
  • Amazon / Eng Benny Lava
    Lab126
    Jun 1, 2018 0
  • If your BS stands for "Bull Shit" then no
    May 31, 2018 0

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