Tech IndustryNov 2, 2019
Microsoftcholical

Why are there so many microsoft "CTOs" on linkedin?

If you search microsoft cto, there's a ton of people claiming to be the cto of microsoft. Not even cto of a business unit, just cto at microsoft

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LeanTaaS ♥️data Nov 2, 2019

The Kevin Scott. Everyone else fakers.

Microsoft xIdC37 Nov 2, 2019

Because titles are meaningless

E*Trade cbEV72 Nov 2, 2019

Tell it to satya. Fake titles are meaningless. Real ones mean money

Microsoft iamletired Nov 2, 2019

CTO got autocorrected to "bro microsoft" and there are over 12k results. Lot of bros at microsoft.

Google 🦑dive deep Nov 2, 2019

I think it’s a sales title. Customers love talking to people who sound important

Microsoft C-Gang Nov 2, 2019

Every business unit has a CTO. In services every domain has a cto. Though these are all business it roles not the tech savvy roles. Someone above said it right. Titles aint mean shit at Msft. Even regular titles in sales and services like specialists (what a low baller), csa ( lol at Architect name in the end), PFEs ( seriously engineers!?.. i would say advisors/experts), consultants ( yeah a consultant and MCS has the same image). I can go on and on..but who cares. In the end its what you do makes it imp ;)

Microsoft cholical OP Nov 2, 2019

I see your point but if someome is a cto of a business unit, say that. Dont say cto of microsoft. It only takes a google search to prove theyre wrong. Just really cringey in my opinion.

Microsoft C-Gang Nov 2, 2019

I agree in linked in.. they should atleast mention that in the profile if not on the title

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Chief Talking Officer

eBay mDBW53 Nov 2, 2019

Maybe a glitch. I once put on my resume that I worked for the “world leader of” some tech niche product (and they are). So when I applied to eBay they picked out world leader as my job title and recommended some very high up management jobs.

Cornerstone Eyescream Nov 2, 2019

So, I see you are working at eBay. CTO/CFO ?

Travelport buttnpushr Nov 2, 2019

Emperor

Amazon ahole Nov 2, 2019

I used to rule the world... meaning I was techlead of myself!

Microsoft cholical OP Nov 2, 2019

Brb, changing my linkedin to be CTO of the specific feature of the specific product i work on at Microsoft

LinkedIn myJohns Nov 3, 2019

Chief Toilet Officer