Misc.May 1, 2019
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Why are you not a hippie?

Why? Please explain your answer below.

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Netflix Tom10 May 1, 2019

Why should I be a hippie?

Apple EyePhoneX May 1, 2019

Because I have a job, able to afford things, and I enjoy showers

Uber ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° May 1, 2019

I never was a counter-culture youth in the 1960’s. The opportunity has not presented itself yet.

Google arUb75 May 1, 2019

I need to work to survive. But if America paid me basic income and I didn't need to work, I would definitely be a hippie.

FireEye massa May 1, 2019

Dead fishes don't go against the flow.

Microsoft tfsUEwWt May 1, 2019

Hippies reek.

Tableau krxi15 May 1, 2019

Blind OP: why are you not a hippie? Indian guy: OK, I will do the needful Real Hippie: we are done here

comScore 🍿🥃qwerty May 1, 2019

Lol today’s hippies are influencers at Coachella and wear “counter-culture” t-shirts while working at Amazon. Hippies are more prevalent in Eugene, OR or Bellingham , WA or Olympia ,WA- not in any of the major tech cities with high rent and lifestyle . Coachella and burning man goers are not really hippies and are rich tech people pretending to be counter culture .

Microsoft tfsUEwWt May 1, 2019

Everyone at Coachella now has herpes.

Amgen Mrmephisto May 1, 2019

Yeah I mean even the so called “hippies” in my high school were just kids who liked weed, Phish, and not shaving pit or leg hair who went on to get BAs in English lit or Art history and are now waiting tables...I kid but it’s kinda true.

Northrop Grumman HowCouldYu May 1, 2019

Damn hippies

Uber opi May 1, 2019

Damnit people think I'm a hippie