Wish I was Hot Woman

Google woman:(
May 14 75 Comments

Wish I was hot woman. Would have sex with all the beefy attractive men. Would dress slutty everywhere and show off my hot body to everybody.

Anybody feel the same way?

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  • TransferWise vpGV11
    Life is definitely easier when you’re hot
    May 146
    • New 120dB
      same when you’re smart
      May 14
    • TransferWise vpGV11
      I beg to differ. Though this is just an educated guess, people are more easily drawn to someone good looking and dumb, than the other way around (smart and ugly)
      May 14
    • Adobe mercury10
      I mean, it might not be easier to get laid, but it sure is easier to live well in other ways.
      May 14
    • Intel / EngnCIF86
      Smartness leads to arrogance.. and frustration because others don't get you. The onus of better communication falls on you because you think differently. Its no fun being too smart either.
      May 14
    • OpenText TSLAstock🤣
      @Intel - Not sure what you’re trying to say. Can you elaborate?
      May 14
    • Salesforce linusklava
      Yea totally true. You don’t need raw IQ to be successful. Only perseverance. Often too much horsepower up there just gets in the way of your dreams and you end up becoming the dumber driven peoples walking talking computer.
      May 14
  • Juniper Pliny Jr
    OP sounds like a dude trolling.
    May 145
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      I am a dude. But I am not trolling. Should have made my gender more clear sorry.

      But I can’t focus at work. All I can think about is being a hot woman :(
      May 14
    • VMware / Eng!geralt
      Then you should become one. More diversity.
      May 14
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Not possible to become hot woman :( possible to become just woman, but that is not what I want
      May 14
    • VMware / Eng!geralt
      Do you know about korean plastic surgery industry?
      May 14
    • Clover Health sinkinship
      Google Dear, you work for a tier 1 company. You can buy all the hotness for yourself you'd like.
      May 14
  • Salesforce rcno01
    And nobody would take you seriously because the only thing most people would want from you is sex.
    May 141
    • VMware TigerShrof
      Not true.good looking people are usually taken seriously. It certainly gives them a head start. Later the good looking person may screw it up with dumbness.
      May 14
  • New VreM84
    You still can dress slutty, show off your body and have sex with attractive men, no need to be a woman just for that.
    May 142
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      No that is not the same. Key part of the desire is to be hot woman while doing all of that.
      May 14
    • VMware / Eng!geralt
      Play skyrim as a hot woman. I mean immerse yourself.
      May 14
  • TransferWise vpGV11
    I also bet everyone who’s saying looks are not important here on this thread are all ugly and want to feel better about themselves.
    May 141
    • VMware / Eng!geralt
      Ugly and attractiveness are subjective things though, on good days you will consider yourself attractive and then suddenly you saw a front camera picture of yourself and its like who this potatoe looking face belongs to.
      May 14
  • Aerohive Networks apostle1
    Being hot is very much subjective. Having a personality is so much better than being hot. It’s better to be confident in your own body than being “hot”. Everyone is attracted to a woman who can carry herself well. You are fine. You just have to realize it.
    May 145
    • New / Consultantlifegood
      Some confident women: Ruth Ginsberg, rosanne, whoppie goldberg, queen latifah, and thenlist goes on.
      Some non confident women: most of top models are very insecure.
      May 14
    • VMware TigerShrof
      When you are good looking and get notice everyone attracted to you , your confidence goes up anyways.
      May 14
    • VMware / Eng!geralt
      Not necessarily true, my younger brother is very good looking, 6ft tall, very tall for indian average and yet he is not very confident. I think confidence depends on upbringing.
      May 14
    • VMware TigerShrof
      Now you are talking about exceptions. I totally hate when people tell you about exceptions for a general statement.

      Let me say it again, In most cases if you are good looking and get a lot of attention , you will gain confidence.

      Of course there will be exceptions like your brother. My brother is tall 6’1 and is less confident too. But there will be exceptions to any statement you make in life.
      May 15
    • Microsoft BarFoo
      Are there exceptions to the statement that there will be exceptions to any statement you make in life?
      May 15
  • Google woman:(
    OP
    Okay everybody saying to change gender. Part of desire is to get pounded by hot chads! Like twosome threesome. Even if I looked like hot woman (which is probably not possible I am a 6.3 big guy) the chads wouldn’t want to bang me! I want to be hot slim petite woman!
    May 148
    • Pinterest Jef-VNr
      Seems like you need Grindr
      May 14
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      You people just don’t get it. You think man get pounded by man. Is same as hot slim girl getting pounded by multiple manly men? It is different god dammit!
      May 14
    • Kaspersky Lab aye dais
      Just asked a friend of mine who is 5 ft tall woman and weight about 100 pounds. She said it’s not fun to get pounded by multiple manly men, cause it’s mostly suffocating, being covered by too much sweat that is not yours, and trying to keep all ribs unbroken for couple minutes of pleasure.
      She dreams of being tall blonde with big boobs, btw.
      :)))
      May 14
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Okay I don’t deny that being tall woman sounds awesome too. Like Maria sharapova. But she is slim. But either way would love to at least once in my life get chance to experience that. Even if it is suffocating.
      May 14
    • Kaspersky Lab aye dais
      Oh yeah, but I would rather go for Kurnikova cause banging Enrique might be a cool experience for once...

      Totally get you, I wish our bodies won’t limit our experiences.
      May 14
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Thanks for sharing your friends story! And for your own desires! Tell your friend in lot of ways she is lucky!
      May 14
    • Kaspersky Lab aye dais
      Oh, trust me, in this society hot women are not lucky, they are being harassed every single day, not to mention stalkers, and not being taken seriously in business, and then when their beauty starts fading they have to redefine their whole selves. And if hotness were their greatest asset they probably monetize it by marrying rich guy without really knowing what it is to be loved for who you are and not being objectified every single day.
      May 14
    • Kaspersky Lab aye dais
      I mean, I work in security, my professional problem is seeing risks everywhere :) Give me the best thing in the world and I’ll find it’s flaws.:)
      May 14
  • SpaceX uevh5
    What's stopping you? Modern medicine and beauty industry can do wonders! If nothing else think about your job security if you go through the "transformation" - you'll be untouchable!
    May 144
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Can’t do wonders in this regard. Not possible to be hot. Which is key aspect here.
      May 14
    • VMware / Eng!geralt
      I have seen some TS girls hotter than actual girls, it's certainly possible.
      May 14
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Okay you are right. On further thought issue is actually that chads wouldn’t want to bang me.
      May 14
    • Intel / EngWho.Dis
      Don’t succumb to being an Incel. We live in a modern age, you don’t know what is possible.

      I studied abroad with a guy that was by no means unattractive, banging a trans woman classmate in the middle of going through a transition. I haven’t kept up in the last year or so, but they continued to travel for years from the FB pictures.
      May 14
  • Apple / EngkGUv48
    I’m glad I’m not a woman. They have to put up with a lot of crap that guys don’t have to worry about.
    May 140
  • TransferWise vpGV11
    There are a few behavioural economics studies that show how good looks improve the chances of a politician being elected. No wonder why they put so much effort in their image.
    Enough said, good looks is the best head start one can have.

    https://www.econstor.eu/bitstream/10419/171178/1/iza-wol-370.pdf
    May 140
  • Google HLvr72
    Beefy attractive dude here. I was having an ego boost until I realized you're also a dude. Fml. Get some help bro
    May 144
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Yeah I will try. Maybe will go to free counseling sessions. But afraid they will report me.
      May 14
    • Juniper Pliny Jr
      I see you're inexperienced getting turned on by that and then the language which right away showed he was a dood!😖
      May 14
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Yeah honestly surprised people thought I was woman. Made it pretty clear wording wise I was man.
      May 15
    • Kaspersky Lab aye dais
      Op, see, all beefy dudes are douchebags who need ego boosts.
      May 15
  • Kaspersky Lab aye dais
    But when they finally create nanobots capable of changing our appearance, I would want to be a hot white chick for about a month, and then I would want to be Michael B Jordan for another month, and then I would maybe go for Tom Brady, and then maybe bad girl Ri-Ri. And I would want to feel what Kanye feels on the stage, and then maybe what Bezos feels when he is in a restaurant with milf TV star, but all eyes are on him...
    And then maybe to go to space and see the Earth from a small window.
    May 141
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Now this is the shit that I am talking about! This guy feels me!
      May 14
  • SpaceX uevh5
    OP, go find a "CD/TS transformation" service near you. Some of them are extremely skilled makeup artists and can do real wonders. Go live your dream for a day.
    May 170
  • Microsoft / Engsunofa🍑
    Cheer up, OP.
    You can still wear dresses and have sex with all the beefy men (whatever that means) while being an awkward Blind dude.
    It's 2019, unleash your opportunities.
    May 160
  • Pinterest Jef-VNr
    Snapchat gender filter for your rescue
    May 140
  • Microsoft U_U
    Use the new snapchat filters
    May 140
  • Lending Club pksszxghbn
    Smarts >>> Hot
    May 143
    • Oracle / Engaham
      You must be a woman! :P
      May 14
    • Lending Club pksszxghbn
      Wrong Hombre
      May 14
    • Oracle / Engaham
      Not an hombre!
      May 14
  • Arthrex QeWE06
    If you have money you can buy anything. If this is the purpose of your life why not do gender transformation and all the plastic surgeries to become a "hot woman" . If Bruce Jenner can do it, you can too. I mean being a hot woman is super awesome but not in tech world, people don't take you serious. I wish I was a less attractive nerdy guy so that people can start recognizing my talent #fml
    May 142
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Bruce Jenner is not hot how can all the people in this thread just not get it!
      May 14
    • Arthrex QeWE06
      I mean for a almost 70 year old transgender woman she is pretty hot. We get what you are going through just some suggestions on your way. Maybe wait another few years and hopefully we can have brain transplants and you can move your brain to a hot woman' s body :)
      May 14
  • Google PCBro
    Get a gym membership, buff up, and be a hot attractive man
    May 141
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      That still doesn’t complete my desires
      May 14
  • Microsoft BarFoo
    So, why do you think if you were a woman you’d be having sex with men? I’d be banging the hot chicks. Scissors!
    May 140
  • Oracle / Engaham
    First, you should wish you were a woman!
    May 140
  • Kaspersky Lab aye dais
    If teardrops could be bottled
    There'd be swimming pools filled by models
    Told a tight dress is what makes you a whore
    May 140
  • Facebook smoak
    Facebook has gender swap surgery benefits if you're interested
    May 142
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Can they assure hotness? Don’t think so ...
      May 14
    • Oracle / Engaham
      Pay for plastic surgery out of your pocket. That would definitely ensure,you troll!
      May 14
  • Google / Eng🍑☁️
    You should try drag
    May 141
    • Google woman:(
      OP
      Don’t think it will have quite the effect i want. But thanks for anyway
      May 15
  • Bloomberg 21$aVaE
    According to the latest Snapchat filter I would have been really hot if I were a woman.
    May 150
  • New / Eng|l|l||l|l|
    How old are you now OP?
    May 150
  • New / ITxizX84j
    I just read and think... Matrix
    May 140
  • New / Eng
    10yoe250k

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    Google
    10yoe250kmore
    You would overeat all the time and get fat pretty soon.
    May 140
  • EA ☕️
    Hotness has an age limit, sexy ness is ageless
    May 140

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