Misc.Oct 29, 2018
OathBootlegger

Worry not snap

It’s under $6 now, Oath will buy you guys as soon as you hit $2, at less than what Zuck was paying for you. You will finally find your right home with aol, yahoo, tumblr, flickr, delicious, brightroll as a ton of other companies (I think most of them are dead for decades now).

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Wayfair addA30 Oct 29, 2018

Poll: When does Evan get dumped? 1. >5 2. 4-5 3. 3-4 4. 2-3 5. <2

Oath Bootlegger OP Oct 29, 2018

Good question- I think at less than 3.

Apple cho Chang Oct 29, 2018

Evan has the majority voting share himself.

McAfee JohnMcPee Oct 29, 2018

That’s depending on if Oath can buy Snap even at $2. It’s like going out of a frying pan into the fire.

Oath Bootlegger OP Oct 29, 2018

We’ve got a rich dad.

Oath Newuserd Oct 29, 2018

We could turn it into Yahoo Snap Together while Tumbling

McAfee JohnMcPee Oct 29, 2018

Snapoo?

Amazon Basic💁‍♀️ Oct 29, 2018

I'm not sure if you're insulting yourself more or Snap with this post 🤨

Microsoft Dunph Oct 29, 2018

Exactly why I like this post

Oath Bootlegger OP Oct 29, 2018

Both! I am a hater!

Dropbox pol Oct 29, 2018

Op probably got rejected by Snap before

Oath Bootlegger OP Oct 29, 2018

Lol never applied. The app hurts my eyes

Snapchat WarRoom Oct 29, 2018

You guys want to buy Snap? Are you insane? Can you guys pay Evan Spiegel $630M annual bonus while company is losing money? How much does you CEO earn per year?

Oath Bootlegger OP Oct 29, 2018

We are experts at acquiring companies and booting their ceos. Aol ceo out, yahoo ceo out, tumblr ceo out, brightroll ceo out, polyvore ceo out, flurry ceo out.. you get the gist. And seeing your on point sarcasm, i am confident you will fit in very well at oath.

Snapchat WarRoom Oct 29, 2018

Looking forward to it.

Facebook public Oct 29, 2018

Amazon will buy then shortly.

Igneous Systems zooted Oct 29, 2018

honestly oath seems like the best fit. i don't know what amazon would do with them.

Tumblr hotel Oct 31, 2018

Acquiring snap at 2$ almost make sense. But so much sense that I think other companies would do it first (Amazon? Google?)

Oath Bootlegger OP Dec 21, 2018

Whatsup snap?