Worry not snap

Oct 29, 2018 21 Comments

It’s under $6 now, Oath will buy you guys as soon as you hit $2, at less than what Zuck was paying for you. You will finally find your right home with aol, yahoo, tumblr, flickr, delicious, brightroll as a ton of other companies (I think most of them are dead for decades now).

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TOP 21 Comments
  • Amazon / Eng Basic💁‍♀️
    I'm not sure if you're insulting yourself more or Snap with this post 🤨
    Oct 29, 2018 3
    • Microsoft / Finance Dunph
      Exactly why I like this post
      Oct 29, 2018
    • OP
      Both! I am a hater!
      Oct 29, 2018
    • Amazon / Eng Basic💁‍♀️
      I like the cut of your jib
      Oct 29, 2018
  • Oath / Ops Newuserd
    We could turn it into Yahoo Snap Together while Tumbling
    Oct 29, 2018 1
  • Wayfair addA30
    Poll: When does Evan get dumped?

    1. >5
    2. 4-5
    3. 3-4
    4. 2-3
    5. <2
    Oct 29, 2018 3
    • OP
      Good question- I think at less than 3.
      Oct 29, 2018
    • Apple / Eng cho Chang
      Evan has the majority voting share himself.
      Oct 29, 2018
    • Wayfair addA30
      Oh I didn't mean fired. I meant when will Miranda Kerr dump him
      Oct 30, 2018
  • Snapchat WarRoom
    You guys want to buy Snap? Are you insane? Can you guys pay Evan Spiegel $630M annual bonus while company is losing money? How much does you CEO earn per year?
    Oct 29, 2018 2
    • OP
      We are experts at acquiring companies and booting their ceos. Aol ceo out, yahoo ceo out, tumblr ceo out, brightroll ceo out, polyvore ceo out, flurry ceo out.. you get the gist. And seeing your on point sarcasm, i am confident you will fit in very well at oath.
      Oct 29, 2018
    • Snapchat WarRoom
      Looking forward to it.
      Oct 29, 2018
  • Dropbox pol
    Op probably got rejected by Snap before
    Oct 29, 2018 1
    • OP
      Lol never applied. The app hurts my eyes
      Oct 29, 2018
  • McAfee JohnMcPee
    That’s depending on if Oath can buy Snap even at $2.

    It’s like going out of a frying pan into the fire.
    Oct 29, 2018 1
    • OP
      We’ve got a rich dad.
      Oct 29, 2018
  • OP
    Whatsup snap?
    Dec 21, 2018 0
  • Tumblr hotel
    Acquiring snap at 2$ almost make sense. But so much sense that I think other companies would do it first (Amazon? Google?)
    Oct 31, 2018 0
  • Igneous Systems / Eng zooted
    honestly oath seems like the best fit. i don't know what amazon would do with them.
    Oct 29, 2018 0
  • Facebook public
    Amazon will buy then shortly.
    Oct 29, 2018 0

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