Would Google allow nudists to work?

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Jul 27, 2018 24 Comments

Google seems to be all in on diversity. They have a ton of LGBT and pansexual people. Would they allow naked people to come to work, as long as they’re hygienic and put a towel on their seats?

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  • Sony / Eng ImTheBest
    You're mistaken, companies -- even Google -- dont give a shit about diversity, only political correctness so that they dont get sued. All of these measures by companies to bolster inclusivity are done only out of a fear of some monetary loss. No one actually cares about cultural agendas like diversity. Since no one cares about nudists, of course that is outright banned.
    Jul 27, 2018 4
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      You’re right they don’t care about diversity. It’s mainly a PR thing to make tech companies look more human, rather than the totalitarian nightmares that they are.
      Jul 27, 2018
    • Lyft barbaz
      Yeah I mean that's the definition of a corporation
      Jul 27, 2018
    • Uber kimjong
      Totalitarian nightmare? Consider moving to North Korea
      Jul 28, 2018
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      You don’t get it Kimjong. The FAANGs are the new oligarchy. They control us through data. The interface is an iPhone instead of a whip.
      Jul 28, 2018
  • I believe the dress code is explicitly "please be dressed".
    Jul 27, 2018 2
    • Google / Eng v0
      Please and thank you.
      Jul 27, 2018
    • Amazon Fr00pid
      Total Coverage or GTFO.
      Jul 28, 2018
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      It's a valid question. Why the objection?
      Jul 27, 2018
    • if your argument against this is that you don’t want to see it, you will have a baaad time.
      Jul 28, 2018
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      @#metoo I would rather also not see women with half their head shaved off, colored in shocking orange, with two lip rings, but I have to put up with it. I nudist without those things would be a natural and welcome change.
      Jul 28, 2018
    • Facebook thatboi
      Lol - you have to 'put up with' people's hairstyles and accessories? How did you get this far in life without literally falling apart? You're quite precious!
      Jul 28, 2018
  • Google / Eng miiiimchia
    There is a building where an entire floor on Fri is clothing optional
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    • Pinterest ZuckHere
      Our of curiosity, which teams are in that building?
      Do you think they're hiring engineering managers, by any chance?
      Jul 27, 2018
    • Google / Eng miiiimchia
      Sorry, that's a closely guarded secret
      Jul 27, 2018
    • Google / Eng Keana
      A closely guarded secret? That's rather strange for a building which seems to have not many closely guarded secrets.
      Jul 27, 2018
    • Google / Eng miiiimchia
      go/legends is your friend
      Jul 28, 2018
  • Pinterest WRVx41
    the sheer fact of existence (or not) of genitalia would trigger the millenials
    Jul 28, 2018 0
  • Credit Karma EllisDee25
    This is a poor troll. Like hack observational-comic poor.

    Nudists can work at google, they can even talk up their lifestyle and about how free they felt at the nudist retreat they went to. Gay people can work at google and straight people can work at google and each can talk about relationship issues or being lonely to co-workers like co-workers have always done.

    Gay or straight people can’t have sex in the office during the work day. Nudists can’t be nude in the office.

    They never should have removed analogies from the SATs.
    Jul 29, 2018 0
  • NetSuite justtrying
    For f sake! I thought we evolved into wearing shit... Now is humanity regressing to fking sniffing each other's asses?
    Jul 28, 2018 0
  • Uber 1.0
    Sony you are the best
    Jul 27, 2018 0
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    I wonder what would happen in meetings. Instead of raising your hand, could you raise your dick? It would be a diverse way of indicating that you wanted to speak. Most feminists probably wouldn’t like that though. But what if it was a transgendered man that did it?
    Jul 28, 2018 1
    • Google / Eng miiiimchia
      Feminists come in all genders
      Jul 28, 2018
  • Facebook arcanist
    They probably would. But then they’d give you a huge badge and long lanyard so it looks like you’re wearing a codpiece. With your face on the front.
    Jul 28, 2018 0

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