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GoDaddy / Mgmt( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jan 11

Which would you pick?

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  • Amazon dhahfbjj
    I like how you put additional 85 RSUs lol .
    Jan 110
  • Oracle iOFR21
    I would pick Jeff Bezos.
    Jan 115
  • Google / Eng;O 𓂺
    I think his Ex is more offended he went with that than his actual cheating.

    A bouncy, bubbly young girl? That's kinda expected.

    An old, puffy-looking witch named Sanchez? I *thought* I fucking knew you.
    Jan 113
    • Amazon / Eng工口
      You never know, a beautiful woman who didn't want to fuck vs a plastic bag of good sex.
      Jan 11
    • Google / Eng;O 𓂺
      That's what marketing interns are for. Marketing doesn't need interns for marketing.
      Jan 11
    • Maybe Jeff just likes to give Dirty Sanchezes. And Mackenzie was not OK with that. Lauren, on the other hand, is literally a Dirty Sanchez.
      Jan 11
  • IBM g-eazy
    They're both fugly tbh. Go follow Dan Bilzerian on SC to see what money can really buy.
    Jan 115
    • GoDaddy / Mgmt( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      OP
      Didn’t he throw a hooker off a roof?
      Jan 11
    • Amazon / Eng工口
      Dan is stupid
      Jan 11
    • Canadian National Railway lEDI37
      He also did own the law suit against her!
      Jan 11
    • IBM g-eazy
      You call him stupid but he's living every straight man's hedonistic fantasy.
      Jan 12
    • Amazon / Eng工口
      16 years old maybe, he wasted his inheritance that he can do much bigger things with.
      Jan 12
  • Nielsen / Eng
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    Mackenzie is way more attractive...lol.
    Jan 110
  • Intel OaAI62
    Honestly.. Mackenzie looks better.. lol
    Jan 110
  • Intel MurthysLaw
    Traded her in for the newer model. They just don't make them like they used to though. Way too much plastic.
    Jan 110
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    • Wayfair 1234abc123
      Gross
      Jan 11
    • Axtria DesiLaunda
      Flagged
      Jan 11
    • Oracle / EngQuankQuank
      If it was that cheap, you won't be spending time on blind trading this shit
      Jan 11
    • Intel Jopdi(78
      Maybe she’s giving up the booty too. I mean, for a share of that many billions, just about everyone would.
      Jan 11
    • Microsoft devil13
      Did not expect this from you black knight
      Jan 11
  • Amazon / Eng:!
    why 85!!!?? I'll accept offer if it's 86
    Jan 110
  • New stuY17
    I would pick whatever was different. I think a lot of you misunderstand why this sort of thing happens.
    Jan 114
    • Intel / Engno apb
      Most people here have never been married so yeah...
      Jan 11
    • New stuY17
      I don't think this has much to do with being married
      Jan 11
    • Amazon / Eng工口
      I would pick someone else's wife.
      Jan 11
    • New stuY17
      You mean, someone smaller's wife? 😂
      Jan 11
  • Amazon / Eng工口
    Hoe about Miranda Kerr? I am sure Jeff can afford her.
    Jan 113
    • Intel OaAI62
      Who's Maranda Kerr?
      Jan 11
    • Microsoft YsTJ07
      Snapchat CEOs wife.
      Jan 11
    • Microsoft RevertBack
      Hoe about Miranda Kerr?

      I see what you did there ;)
      Jan 11

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