Yo TC jokes, for gags? πŸ˜…

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Jun 9 42 Comments

I’l go first.

Yo TC so less, you got hit by a parked car πŸ˜‚

Yo TC so less, you threw a boomerang, it refused to come back πŸ˜‚

Yo TC so high, the joint feels at Nirvana πŸ˜‚

Shall we? 😎

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  • Juniper gitblame
    Yo TC so less, hooker pays you back knowing your TC
    Jun 9 1
    • This is the type of quality content I come to Blind for
      Jun 9
  • New / Eng
    javaislife

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    javaislifemore
    This is the type of shit the gets posted by people who don’t even make over 150k base just stop
    Jun 9 2
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      OP
      The fire is within you πŸ”₯
      Jun 9
    • New
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      OP
      It could very well have been β€˜Yo TC so high...’ too..

      Perspectives? πŸ€”
      Jun 9
  • Oracle not_larry
    Yo TC so low, Bernie Sanders talks about you in campaign speeches.
    Jun 9 4
    • Yo TC so high, Bernie Sanders talks about you in campaign speeches.
      Jun 9
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      We are onto something here πŸ˜…
      Jun 9
    • New QTdN03
      Yo TC so not zero, Bernie Sanders talks about you in campaign speeches.
      Jun 10
    • New tapR56
      Bernie Sanders talks about everyone in campaign speeches
      Jun 10
  • VMware C@$hkau
    Your TC is so low, IRS pays you taxes.
    Jun 9 0
  • Microsoft ufhudv
    Yo TC so high, even after a divorce with no prenup, yo still one of the richest ppl in the world.
    Jun 9 0
  • Amazon PT Cruiser
    Yo TC so less pls do the needful
    Jun 9 0
  • Clearstream.TV beedangs
    Yo TC so low I asked if I could use your bathroom and you said β€œpick a corner.”

    Yo Tc so low I saw you banging on a trash can, and you said your kids locked you out.

    Yo Tc so low I saw you running after a garbage truck with your shopping list.
    Jun 10 0
  • Microsoft shambu
    Yo TC so less, your headphones don't wanna stay with you.
    Jun 9 1
    • New / Ops
      tooQ10

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      Obligatory: YoE 20, TC 41k. Such is life for us non-SWE office monkeys!
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      Jun 10
  • Clover Health sses
    This is so terrible, it literally crashed the app.
    Jun 9 0
  • Walmart.com / Eng QXHR44
    "TC is more lesser"
    "TC is so less"
    Nobody speaks English like that.
    Jun 10 1
  • Amazon new_ew
    Yo tc so low, you must be employed by Amazon, yo!
    Jun 9 1
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      πŸ”₯ the actual burn is here, boys!
      Jun 9
  • Amazon KTUv41
    I want to die
    Jun 9 0
  • Amazon Bill.
    Yo TC is so less, you don't even post it anonymously
    Jun 10 0
  • VMware C@$hkau
    Your TC so low, you steal coffee from office pantry and sell it on eBay
    Jun 10 1
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      My TC is so low, I’hd happily buy 😬
      Jun 10
  • Your TC so low, your kids deliver pizza instead of going to school.
    Jun 10 0
  • Amazon PT Cruiser
    Your TC is so less you pack 3 boxes of food from cafeteria to bring home for family dinner.
    Jun 10 0
  • Nutanix
    x!i

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    Yo TC so low you are given Unlimited vacation (conditions apply).
    Jun 9 0
  • Microsoft ufhudv
    Yo TC so high, yo pay Bill Gates to pick up yo dropped dolla bills.
    Jun 9 0
  • Microsoft ufhudv
    Yo TC so less, unemployment pays you mo.

    Yo TC so less, yo paycheck in Venezuelan dollars.
    Jun 9 0
  • Arthrex quarks
    Yo TC is so high you need to ask a random dumb question in Blind to humblebrag your TC

    Yo TC is so low you sell your cornea and become Blind
    Jun 10 2
    • Capital One zolk13
      Which blind? Adjective or noun?
      Jun 10
    • Arthrex quarks
      Yo TC is so high you come from a country where English is not the primary language ;)
      Jun 10
  • New QTdN03
    Yo TC is so low, McDonald’s writes off your paycheck as a donation to charity.
    Jun 10 0
  • eBay RabinKarp
    Lol wtf
    Jun 9 0
  • Amazon / Eng L6SDE
    Just... no.
    Jun 9 0
  • T-Mobile nth
    Yo TC so low you waste time on Blind
    Jun 10 0
  • Amazon Bill.
    Yo TC is more lesser, when you revert back,
    > /dev/null 2>&1 || true
    Jun 10 0
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    Yo TC so low, it doesnt even deserve a Yo TC joke πŸ’¦
    Jun 10 0
  • New QTdN03
    Yo TC so low that the corner panhandler gives you change.
    Jun 10 0
  • FactSet hanabi0
    TC or GTFO!
    Jun 9 0
  • Microsoft / Eng πŸŒ†blood
    Yo TC so less, landlord pays yo rent
    Jun 9 0

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