Your worst work typos

Microsoft 505am
Dec 30, 2018 42 Comments

Just messaged my team starting email with "Dead team", thanks autocorrect.
Share your most embarrassing typos.

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TOP 42 Comments
  • Google / Eng ;O 𓂺
    Co-workers last name was "Shi." Accidentally typed her name as "Shit." Woops.
    Dec 31, 2018 4
    • You are partially correct as Chinese word 屎 (shit) spells as “shi”.
      Dec 31, 2018
    • Microsoft 505am
      OP
      My ex-colleague's name was Fuc, so I've always been extra careful messaging him.
      Dec 31, 2018
    • Microsoft / Eng Tier 1
      Isn’t that pronounced the same way?
      Dec 31, 2018
    • Microsoft 505am
      OP
      Yup, but you can easily skip name during the live discussion.
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Cisco / QA Islam
    Boss/Incompetent shit sandwich
    Dec 30, 2018 0
  • Microsoft JohnMcPop.
    “Due to the fact you gave in the meeting” -> “Due to the fart you gave in the meeting”
    Dec 31, 2018 1
    • Microsoft 505am
      OP
      Just send another email saying "actually, due to both.."
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Facebook EyesBlind
    I once wrote “1 sex please” to a opposite sex coworker instead of “1 sec please”
    Dec 31, 2018 1
    • Oath
      "🌏"

      Oath

      PRE
      Yahoo
      "🌏"more
      Were you flagged?
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Google / Eng SexyVirgin
    go tit
    Dec 30, 2018 1
    • Fitbit jRn41
      All the time tbh
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Aurora bystander!
    Public/Pubic!
    Dec 30, 2018 1
    • Microsoft 505am
      OP
      Pubic static
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Amazon 1700zulu
    I was asked about the friend keyword in C++ and was about a year out of school. I replied “A friend gives you access to its private members”.
    Dec 31, 2018 1
    • Microsoft / Eng Tier 1
      😂😂
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Now/not, e.g. "the system is not working" when meaning "the system is now working".
    Dec 31, 2018 1
    • Amazon / Eng Dabuasca
      I don't know why but I have the strong urge to do this on purpose now 😅
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Microsoft 505am
    OP
    Another one from me:
    I'm cumming/coming
    Dec 30, 2018 1
    • Microsoft / Eng Tier 1
      There’s no way that’s accidental
      Dec 31, 2018
  • New / Eng holla!
    The output is incorrect. It be should sex (hex) 😂
    Dec 30, 2018 0
  • Facebook / Eng 5'6"Indian
    "I like your assets" to a female Android app icon/image designer at my previous company.
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • Amazon / Eng legend
    Shit it (ship it 😁)
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • Facebook patrick_ur
    Shit/shift
    Dec 30, 2018 0
  • Oath ejxa62
    flag missing one char?
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • Microsoft NoobDev
    We have to “asses” the results
    Dec 30, 2018 0
  • Amazon / Eng jNeo42
    An Indian guy named Arpit as Armpit.
    Dec 31, 2018 1
    • Amazon Am A Bot
      I’ve made that one too. Also, Sudith autocorrected to “shit”. Thank goodness I never hit send on that one.
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Microsoft / Other Dchgffh
    Beast regards, breast regards...
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • New / Eng IcanC#
    Far/fart. - Several times..
    Dec 30, 2018 0
  • SAP Cabron
    "The thing is that those gays" instead of "the thing is that those guys"
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • Uber yGsQ31
    "I think sex days is enough time to turn this around ."
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • Microsoft / Mgmt Unknown<T>
    Shit tits
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • Amazon jsneidnid
    Sick/dick
    Dec 31, 2018 1
    • American Express aomfcy
      Usually happens when you're not honest about the sick leave you take.
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Uber kisht
    Re-t-ards,
    $Sender.

    Caught myself before sending it a couple of times.
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • Uber / R&D jidao
    Got a coworker who sent an email with title
    NFW, WTF, EOM
    Dec 31, 2018 2
    • Amazon 1700zulu
      If they were Jeff Bezos that email can be whittled down to a single character: “?”
      Dec 31, 2018
    • Applied Material VtKJ67
      what about Elon
      Dec 31, 2018
  • Apple Made it
    Referred to female boss whose name was Bobby as Booby (which apparently she was)
    Jan 11 0
  • Microsoft lolsus
    Inner joint
    Dec 31, 2018 0
  • New / Eng Pepe.Frog
    Tets
    Dec 31, 2018 0