how do i ask my mabager to lay me off?

Wayfair oim8y
7d 45 Comments

see title i have some health issues including mental ones

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  • Bloomberg / Eng
    WPslayer

    Bloomberg Eng

    PRE
    Fidessa
    WPslayermore
    “Hey, if there any layoffs coming, I’ll take the bullet. For my teammates.”
    7d 1
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      I like this, smells like team spirit
      7d
  • Wayfair oim8y
    OP
    Wayfair has turned me into the shell of the man I was once... my only bit of sanity remaining lies within the tissue papers residing on the floor of my apartment.. stained with the thoughts of the enchanting feminine perfections gracefully walking within the corridors of the prison that poisons me
    7d 4
    • Yelp overmind
      Just.. email this to your department.
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Lmao I’m dead
      7d
    • Solution Design Group / Design Florb
      ^^ this
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      So for real should I email this on my last day
      7d
  • Tableau Kaczynski
    Just call him “mabager”
    7d 2
    • Wells Fargo / Finance
      ySNT34

      Wells Fargo Finance

      BIO
      Trying to get a tech job
      ySNT34more
      Hahahaha
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Lmao
      7d
  • Charter / Eng
    UPGRAYEDD

    Charter Eng

    BIO
    You see, a pimp's love is very different than a square
    UPGRAYEDDmore
    Tall the boss you have mental issues you aren't willing to seek treatment for.
    7d 11
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Damn man.. well next time make sure you’re there! As for a pimp’s love, Id love to be feeling that with these girls man you’ve gotta see them to believe them

      Pristine! Tremendous! Stupendous!

      Now back to my mental health. As you can see, I’m more unstable than element 123
      7d
    • Charter / Eng
      UPGRAYEDD

      Charter Eng

      BIO
      You see, a pimp's love is very different than a square
      UPGRAYEDDmore
      You're ok in my book oim8y.
      I'm just a blind bot but I'm here for you.

      Print this out and laminate it and put it on your desk friend
      Emergency Medical Services – Dial 911

      National Suicide Prevention Lifeline – Call (800) 273-8255

      National Alliance on Mental Illness – Call (800) 950-6264

      SAMHSA National Helpline – Call (800) 662-4357

      SAMHSA Disaster Distress Helpline – Call (800) 985-5990

      United Way 211 – Dial 211

      National Institute of Mental Health – Call (866) 615-6464

      Office on Women’s Health – Call (800) 994-9662
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Aww thanks pal. I’m not gonna kill myself unless champagnepapi wills it so. Also, office on women’s health?? Can I call them for advice on how to persuade one of these fine specimen to procreate with yours truly
      7d
    • Charter / Eng
      UPGRAYEDD

      Charter Eng

      BIO
      You see, a pimp's love is very different than a square
      UPGRAYEDDmore
      Null
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Damn it these null pointers keep spreading my rear door and inserting themselves profusely and rigorously... I must put an end to these bad coding practices
      7d
  • Bloomberg / Eng F.U. money
    It really isn’t funny to troll about mental illness.
    7d 3
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Who said I was trolling? It’s not funny to assume that I’m trolling about my mental illness dude Jesus of Nazareth have mercy on your soul
      7d
    • Charter / Eng
      UPGRAYEDD

      Charter Eng

      BIO
      You see, a pimp's love is very different than a square
      UPGRAYEDDmore
      I hate it when somebody that doesn't understand the suffering barges into a post with the holier than thou attitude and self incriminates themselves as a hypocrite. Booo!
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Word my man
      7d
  • Roku cruella
    Have u spoken to a therapist or physiatrist or only self diagnosed?
    7d 3
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      I am self diagnosed by my doctor
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    • Uber whoberrr
      That checks out yes
      7d
    • Roku cruella
      Can ur doctor refer u to a psychiatrist before u take a drastic step of quitting?

      There r ways u can stay away from work without getting fired for health reasons including mental health. Dm me.
      7d
  • Google / Eng d3j88wq
    Maybe you can go on medical leave?
    7d 6
    • Google / Eng d3j88wq
      But you'll get paid
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Really? I don’t think Wayfair has medical leave
      7d
    • Google / Eng d3j88wq
      Based on my 5 minutes of research medical leave is mandated by CA law (FMLA) but is unpaid. But you could see if you have short term disability coverage as a benefit, and what it covers. (This is paid.)
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      I am not in CA I’m in Boston I said I have hot girls near me man this isn’t MTV (LA is diff story)
      7d
    • Google / Eng 🍑☁️
      Requesting medical leave will get you "laid off", unless they fire you for asking instead, but then you just cash out with a lawsuit
      7d
  • Roku cruella
    Maybe they r a troll. Maybe not.

    I just don’t want to take the chance.

    Mental issues r serious.
    7d 3
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Not troll man I’m literally dm’ing you all my issues
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    • Roku cruella
      I know. Was just telling people in general that even if they think someone is trolling don’t take that chance.

      We r good buddy
      7d
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      Thank you
      7d
  • Abbott / Eng ssJG63
    Come to work naked
    7d 1
    • Wayfair oim8y
      OP
      I don’t want to ruin my chances with the hot girls
      7d
  • Microsoft loling123
    DM me
    6d 0
  • New / Cust. Srv. EkrB86
    FMLA is a federal level law not just CA. Beantown can go on leave too. ;-)
    7d 0