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Oscar / Eng
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OscarEng

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Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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May 18, 2018 50 Comments

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  • Sapient Razorfish
    8L!ND

    Sapient Razorfish

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    Google
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    TensorFlow. Deepmind. DARPA
    8L!NDmore
    What usually happens in socialist societies after 30-40 years?
    May 18, 20182
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      They become overpopulated. Too much 🍸 parties. Then everyone begins to fight over lands and jobs, more crimes, more conflicts, and there will be wars. Did I just describe the world today? My bad.
      May 18, 2018
    • Sapient Razorfish
      8L!ND

      Sapient Razorfish

      PRE
      Google
      BIO
      TensorFlow. Deepmind. DARPA
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      Don’t forget. Productivity grinds to a halt and innovation is stifled as the country racks up debt while inflation soars. This results in civil war as cities crumble and millions of people die. Good stuff.
      May 18, 2018
  • Microsoft / Engnb3
    first dumb dump something and then you pipe into another dumb. What does it dump eventually?

    where did you register this command? system32 or ~/.?
    May 18, 20186
    • New baQn60
      dumb bitwise or dumb is just dumb
      May 18, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      It takes no argument.
      May 18, 2018
    • Microsoft / Engnb3
      is it asynchronous call or blocking? have you uploaded this functionality to npm? does your project still accept pull requests?
      May 18, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      I like blocking and I do not like nodejs. I write everything in Python. It’s a durable and flexible pipe if you make a hole at the end.
      May 18, 2018
    • Microsoft / Engnb3
      k. Answered all my questions.

      Ctrl + C/ q to quit
      May 18, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      Bye Microsoft. See you next time when I play CS 1.6
      May 18, 2018
  • Amazon 123456784
    Do you know anything?
    May 18, 20185
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      I don’t, that’s why I am not a FAANG material. Does having a heart count?
      May 18, 2018
    • Amazon 123456784
      You are FAANG material, being dumb is not a deal breaker. Having a heart may be an issue at A.
      May 18, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      Thank you for your kind words :(

      Depends on which A though. Amazon/Apple. Actually neither has a heart got anything. I will go for Google for the food.

      Actually I am not really dumb, just more careless lol
      May 18, 2018
    • New / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

      NewEng

      PRE
      Facebook
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      Prematurely grumpy old man
      Luffy, M.Dmore
      Dumb|dumb is Jon Snow and claim my £5
      May 19, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      I prefer Jon Stewart and the blue he used to throw at people on his Daily’s Show.
      May 19, 2018
  • Veritas Buzzfeed
    What’s the dumbest thing you have ever done?
    May 19, 20185
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      Suicide
      May 19, 2018
    • Microsoft / EngPoorMe
      You are so dumb that you couldn't even do that right.
      May 19, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      Poor me.
      May 19, 2018
    • Veritas Buzzfeed
      How do you find the afterlife?
      May 19, 2018
    • New baQn60
      Or the before life
      May 19, 2018
  • Veritas Buzzfeed
    Which flavor of kool-aid do you like the most?
    May 19, 20183
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      None lol I don’t drink kool-aid and kool-aid has an association with deadly massacre so I try to avoid using that word in real life.
      May 19, 2018
    • Veritas Buzzfeed
      Didn’t know about the massacre. if you ever feel like drinking one they serve the finest at Veritas!
      May 20, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      Check it out: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown

      I mean kool-aid has been around before Jonestown, but I try not to use the word now...
      May 20, 2018
  • New Kaskad3
    How many bortpiles in a blurm?
    May 18, 20183
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      What the fuck are bortpiles?
      May 18, 2018
    • New Kaskad3
      Bortpiles are like the phleem but without the fortgeese
      May 18, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      Graphics please. I cannot understand this. Sorry, dumb time.
      May 18, 2018
  • Applied Material rebeloke
    TC?
    May 18, 20183
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      Between 120k and 180k
      May 18, 2018
    • New baQn60
      Years of exp?
      May 18, 2018
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      Not as much as a new grad today. They start early with 10 years of programming experience since middle school. I have roughly between 4-8 hours.
      May 18, 2018
  • Bloomberg AuTs46
    Will Oscar be ended up with an IPO or acquisition? Which one you think is more possible?
    May 20, 20181
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      There is no talk at the company, but my guess is an acquisition in the future, given Amazon’s move. But we have a long to go before even thinking about either. My own speculation. In fact, on reason I joined Oscar was announcement from Amazon last year.
      May 20, 2018
  • Veritas Buzzfeed
    What did you do to deserve an Oscar?
    May 20, 20181
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      I actually have held a real Oscar at Oscar :) actually half of the companies did a few weeks back. One of the inventors was a producer of this year’s best documentary.
      May 20, 2018
  • Snapchat IIIIlIllI
    Is dumb a boolean variable && am I more dumb than you?
    May 19, 20181
    • New / Eng
      Luffy, M.D

      NewEng

      PRE
      Facebook
      BIO
      Prematurely grumpy old man
      Luffy, M.Dmore
      Wouldn't that be bitwise?01100100011101010110110101100010
      May 19, 2018
  • New snorks
    laurel or yany?
    May 18, 20181
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      Definitely Laurel. That’s a better word and a name if I have to name my daugther.
      May 18, 2018
  • New snorks
    Do you herp before you derp?
    May 18, 20181
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      I suggest you see a physician if you have to decide between herp and derp.
      May 18, 2018
  • New baQn60
    How much rsu would a wood chuck get if a wood chuck gets rsu?
    May 18, 20181
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
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      OP
      At least $1.
      May 18, 2018
  • New baQn60
    Are you dumb?
    May 18, 20181
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      Not retarded.
      May 18, 2018
  • Axtria keep_calm
    Why is this post not under the AMA topic?
    May 18, 20181
    • Oscar / Eng
      dumb|dumb

      OscarEng

      BIO
      Fuck you, but wats up bro.
      dumb|dumbmore
      OP
      Because I was lazy. Now it is.
      May 18, 2018

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