will facebook still hire me if my fb account got banned?

Undisclosed pyth928
Oct 17, 2018 14 Comments

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  • FuelQuest Cubbbe
    I wanna hear this story 🍿
    Oct 17, 2018 0
  • Illumina Capice
    If Zuck is removed as chairman there is a small chance they will clean the slate and give you a do-over.
    Oct 17, 2018 6
    • Undisclosed public
      Why would zuck remove himself as chairman?
      Oct 17, 2018
    • Illumina Capice
      There is a lawsuit seeking that.
      Oct 17, 2018
    • Google Clck58
      Nothing will happen to zuck, he has supervoting rights. Honestly, I don’t think anything should happen to him either. The day the dude’s gone will be the day I really start worrying about fb.
      Oct 17, 2018
    • Illumina Capice
      The only thing that could cause them to start pruning back his influence is if the political censorship leads to government regulating social media like they already regulate other communications schemes.

      In that case he will draw ire for having fucked up the laissez-faire arrangement the net evolved under.
      Oct 17, 2018
    • Undisclosed public
      Lawsuit cannot change a copanies voting rights lol
      Oct 17, 2018
    • Illumina Capice
      But the leadership of the board can set direction. That’s how Zuckerberg out-maneuvered Saverin in the first place, for example.

      Corporate boards vote with one vote each, not proportional to the shares they own.
      Oct 17, 2018
  • Facebook NopeNope!
    Question is are you someone we would hire if you’re someone whose account would get banned?
    Oct 17, 2018 0
  • Google HLqC35
    Of course not dude, dont even try
    Oct 17, 2018 0
  • Undisclosed -Creep
    Make sure to create a new account WITH your middle name. Post stuff from 10 years ago. Send posts supporting Zuck and tough interviewing processes. You have a 67% chance of that affecting your hire decisions per our internal processes.

    IF you get in, make sure to post EVERYDAY throughout base camp. Not doing so is a huge red flag. As in Trump tie red.
    Oct 17, 2018 0
  • Toshiba Uyemura
    Just curious. How did you get your account banned?
    Oct 17, 2018 0
  • Facebook yaw22
    Lmao
    Oct 17, 2018 0
  • Undisclosed poRd04
    What did you do? Are you a nazi?
    Oct 17, 2018 0

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