RelationshipsAug 21, 2019
Newsaturn0820

you dont need to work for a big name company to get laid in the bay area

you just need to say you do. my friend goes by "paul" and he "works at google". he's living with his parents and has a poli econ degree with a tc of 0. girls at bars these days really dont be checking your work id's to make sure, smh.

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eBay 2blindRnot Aug 21, 2019

Ok.. now TC or GTFO

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saturn0820 OP Aug 21, 2019

one, maybe two

eBay 2blindRnot Aug 21, 2019

At the same time?

Facebook $:$38@ Aug 21, 2019

BC TC?

Stripe ballsacks Aug 21, 2019

Why would the girls be interested in some tech douche?

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saturn0820 OP Aug 21, 2019

well, he's paul. and he works at google.

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eBay 2blindRnot Aug 21, 2019

I am so confused about your confused post 🙁

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saturn0820 OP Aug 21, 2019

well yeah but the thing is you dont actually need to work for fang to be paul who works for fang

Tata Consultancy Services LKOseHun Aug 21, 2019

Whatever you are smoking, I want that too.

Cisco techgeek22 Aug 21, 2019

Smoking some good shit, huh?

Cruise Automation nopenopen Aug 22, 2019

Nobody wants to get laid with some Google mindless cog. Say you are a startup CEO... That seems to be worth some street creds. Being at a FAANG being proud of it puts you in the loser train

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saturn0820 OP Aug 22, 2019

have some confidence in yourself, I know cruise doesn't hold the same weight as fang in terms of brand sexiness, u just gotta tell her ur tc. subtly tho.

U.S. Dpt. of Veterans Affairs zxcvvbnm Aug 22, 2019

Why would the girl sleep with someone just because they work at google 🤦🏻‍♀️ that’s the dumbest reason ever. If they were gold digging, terrible strategy.

Oracle not_larry Aug 22, 2019

Because Prestige.

Facebook cuck Aug 22, 2019

Girls don't care about that

Amazon beaver Aug 22, 2019

He must have something else going for him other than just lying that he works for Google 🤦🏽‍♂️🙄

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saturn0820 OP Aug 22, 2019

the confidence to say he works for google

Wells Fargo ySNT34 Sep 10, 2019

Does he say his parents r his roommates . Where does he take the girls to