So I was interviewing at Bird and I unfortunately had food poisoning but couldn't reschedule as I already had to reschedule once. I accidentally loudly farted during the interview and it smelled awful. The interviewer seemed really uncomfortable but other than that the interview went flawlessly. Do I still have a shot?
Oh my god! Personally no! I remembered one manager kept on hiccuping and eventually silently burping next to me in meeting. It was my first experience with him; I don’t want to even talk to guy again due to smells I was exposed to. This is me being shallow but I have attended so many post interview meetings and heard so many people getting hung up on small stuff candidates did....I think not fair but if you are not a super candidate, that interviewer will sway towards a no as an instinct.
That's a brutal but very realistic perspective. After reading it I'm afraid you're right. This guy has zero chances.
Of course you are not going to get hired.
You stink!
Was it a wet fart?
You fucked up
At this point I would try to fart with every remaining interviewer, that way they can’t ding you for inconsistency.
This cannot be real
Next time carry a lighter or matches with you when you go for onsite interviews
You're fine. Everyone poops. Everyone farts. Get over it
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anyone else out there give super gentle interviews?
You blew it!
LOL
I see what you did there 😂😂