Which bathrooms are the best in the Valley? Any bidets? 1-ply or 4-ply? Music inside? What about other toiletries or bathroom swag?
I’m sorry you have to spend that much time in the bathrooms to worry about that stuff.
Some LinkedIn toilets have heated seats, bidets, and fans to dry it after
Are you serious?
Most main campus Google bathrooms have bidet attachments. Some are strong enough to do a mini enema which clears up the whole "wiping a uncapped marker" phenomenon. They do have a dryer feature but I've never tried it nor heard anyone else use it.
Google Tech Corners has heated seats and bidets with variable pressure and temperature. As to wondering if someone just got off it, of course they did, it's a fucking toilet.
I visited a leased WeWork building with a bidet once. It only shot ice cold water, I tightened up quick.
Give it time and take it slow.