I used to be the average joe who would hit the can and use toilet paper to wipe. I had friends who used Bidets or other forms to wash themselves and to me that sounded disgusting (somehow wiping seemed less disgusting).... all that changed when I joined Google MTV. I usually used the bigger stall until one day I was forced to use the smaller stall. As soon as I sat down, I was pleasantly surprised with the heated seat. Once finished, I thought to myself: “what the heck, just press the button and see what happens. How disgusting could it be”.... pressed the button and after a few seconds a nice steady warm water hit me and it felt sooooo good. I increased the pressure, changed to different pulsation modes and I love love loved it. It was amazing. I had never felt so clean after taking a dump. That day changed me for life. Now, I’ve installed bidet at home (everyone loves it) and I only use the stalls that have bidet and now I’m completely addicted to it!!! If I go somewhere where there is no bidet, I take a water bottle with me to clean myself. At Google offices that don’t have bidet and I can’t take a water bottle, I find a shower afterwards and take a quick shower. I just can’t stand the thought of not being clean there anymore and I don’t think I can work at any other company anymore unless they have bidets!!!! Bidet ruined my life!! Don’t let it ruin yours. Say no to bidet!!!
Americans may call themselves civilized but when it comes to hygiene, you guys stink.
Every Southern European country has one in the bathroom
What the hell are you talking about? He’s referring to the washlets. Didn’t you get that when he mentioned the button??
They have moist ass whipes.
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Most of muslim counties i have visited i have always seen bidets in their bathrooms.
I’d be a proponent, however, I can’t help but think of the resulting spray-back from each user on the bidet “nozzle.” There must be a way to address this.
A water bottle 🤢
Toilet paper is more hygenic than water - go ask any doctor. Plus there’s less risk of your shit water getting into a clean water source since tp decomposes safely.
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This is fucking hilarious. Thanks for sharing 😂