Coast and Toast

I'd like to offer a toast, on behalf of all of us who are barely doing the absolute minimum to not get IR / PIP, to all of the tryhards who are working their asses off to make our stock appreciate at the exact same % that theirs does.

🍾 cheers, ladderclimbers! Thank you for this delicious champagne that all your hard work has paid for.

Signed,
- N.B.