We all know why you bought one. It’s not about saving money on gas or saving the environment. It’s all about prestige. Just like FANG, it’s a status symbol. But boy are they ugly. Tesla designer used to design Mazda, the ugliest of all and now he instilled the same face on Tesla. A Civic or Accord looks slicker than a Tesla. But that’s not my point in this post. Your car is a dime in a dozen these days, at least in Bay Area and seattle. But for f!?k sake, take care of your ugly car. Wash a little. Learn how to wax. Spend 20 bucks and buy carnauba wax from an auto shop and use your arm every three months. Geez. TC 450k, driving a Turbo. Not your kiddie battery powered Tesla. It takes an adult to drive a Turbo. If you don’t know what a Turbo is, look up in Google. But don’t forget to ask your momma to change your diaper first. Happy Monday.
Ma-man.. burn! TC and Turbo... Two-Ts in a tow!
It's all about them TT's
Let me guess, your turbo is rusted with Tesla owner's tears. Right?
Aren’t you insecure.
Does it look like it? I am mostly pissed because you kids don’t take care of your car.
Totally bored at Oracle ???😂😂😀
I have so many questions! What's a "Turbo"? Surely you're not driving an air intake pressurization system around. Seems like you're the one who doesn't know what a Turbo is. Are you jealous that you got burned at a stoplight by a car that doesn't burn dinosaur guts? Are you compensating for the fact that you work for a company that has no future? Do you have a micropenis?
I drive a car worth 200k. My car goes zero to sixty in 2.7. Do I need to say more? I might not know how to write an iOS app. But I do know cars.
Thanks for the lulz Most wont get it though
I know. These kids, all they know is tc and fang. They buy the next toy but don’t know how to love that toy. That pisses me off.
Turbo? 911 Turbo? Macon Turbo? Cayenne Turbo? I do agree with you that a lot of Tesla’s aren’t kept in good condition. The owners just seem to not care about keeping their car clean
The Turbo has always been the 911 Turbo.
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OP is right. Eat shit, Tesla-turd!! /s