Dear Tesla owners

We all know why you bought one. It’s not about saving money on gas or saving the environment. It’s all about prestige. Just like FANG, it’s a status symbol.

But boy are they ugly. Tesla designer used to design Mazda, the ugliest of all and now he instilled the same face on Tesla. A Civic or Accord looks slicker than a Tesla.

But that’s not my point in this post. Your car is a dime in a dozen these days, at least in Bay Area and seattle.

But for f!?k sake, take care of your ugly car. Wash a little. Learn how to wax. Spend 20 bucks and buy carnauba wax from an auto shop and use your arm every three months.

Geez.

TC 450k, driving a Turbo. Not your kiddie battery powered Tesla. It takes an adult to drive a Turbo. If you don’t know what a Turbo is, look up in Google. But don’t forget to ask your momma to change your diaper first.

Happy Monday.