Misc.Jul 4, 2018
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Do you get Prime Day off from work?

Prime Day is on a Monday this year, July 16th. Will you be spending it with family? Share your favorite Prime Day traditions in the comments!

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eBay eBayer16 Jul 4, 2018

TC or GTFO

Amazon max9chars Jul 4, 2018

Huh?

Amazon LE Gang Jul 4, 2018

PD for sure not a company holiday. Actually there is no company holiday for anything lol.

Oscar bigday Jul 4, 2018

What company offers prime day as a holiday?

Amazon Murreewqwc Jul 4, 2018

OP is making a joke. He is roasting Amazon for inventing a fake holiday.

Amazon DaaamDoood Jul 4, 2018

This is a prime post.

Amazon thereyago Jul 4, 2018

I don’t know why I find this to be so funny.

Facebook yh5gjy6 Jul 4, 2018

What is Prime Day?

Postmates v6v@$zg Jul 4, 2018

Prime day is so overrated. All crap deals lol

Apple Lynch Jul 4, 2018

Sad

Facebook jimdawz OP Jul 4, 2018

Prime Day is a day we set aside every year to remember the importance of online deals. Centuries ago, legend has it, when our ancestors were living in the Amazon, they were once trapped up on a mountain during a flood. Unable to make it down to the village to shop, all they could do was look for deals online. When they logged on, there were only enough deals to last 6 hours, but miraculously, the deals lasted for a full 36 hours until the flood waters subsided. Today, we celebrate that miracle by logging onto our favorite websites for 36 hours of steep discounts, lightning deals, promotions, and more. I still remember my parents telling me and my sister to make sure our wishlists were ready by 3:00 in the afternoon on Prime Day. The next night, they'd help us set out a jar of diesel fuel for when Optimus Prime came to deliver our presents. We were so excited, we could barely sleep. Of course, as I got older, I realized there was no such thing as Optimus Prime, and those packages were probably left on the doorstep by UPS or OnTrac. I know my kids will learn the truth about Optimus Prime someday too. But even knowing he wasn't real, it was still fun to sit around the computer as a family and look for deals, and it's a tradition we all still cherish even more than Small Business Saturday.

Postmates v6v@$zg Jul 4, 2018

The guy's on weed right now

Airbnb @v Jul 5, 2018

I'm high and this is beautiful