Is she pretty ? Is she beautiful ? That's not the question. Question is : does she work in your company? If the answer is "yes" then stay the duck away from her. Don'ts: - go to 1 on 1 in a closed place. - meet outside work place. - touch or smile or anything while communicating. - use emojis of any ducking kind!! Always: - be in a group. - look left, down, right, up and away from her - use email and have at least 1 more person in CC in all the emails Stay safe. Use distance. Just stay the duck away from girls at work. Apart from work related discussions. You love your free food at google or facebook? You love your coffee at amazon? Stocks at uber ? Life on planet earth? Do you still want to be able to afford and watch "Thanos getting killed?" Do you want a stable life ? STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN AT WORK, ROMANTICALLY!!! - Coming from someone who has seen too many bad things happening to guys with 0 bad intentions.
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Yes. You got it.
Or you know, just be a nice person and not do creepy shit
Sir/Madam Lol
Being a nice person does not cover legally your ass when shit hits the fan
I guess if this works for you, then by all means. There have been plenty of relationships started through work. Just don’t be an idiot and press a girl for something that she obviously doesn’t want. Social cues people. Learn to read them.
Sir/Madam People from different backgrounds have different understanding of the "cues"
Sure, but if a girl says “no” in any language it should be clear. Also, the key word here is “learn”.
Okay so in short act professional at work? If you only have a binary choice between being a perv or a professional at work, def pick being professional.
Sir/Madam I meant don't do those things even accidentally.
People are different and have different emotional levels. Your rules doesn’t apply for not even 10% work force. Also not everyone’s life is simple to explain or sort out. So, chill and grow up
Sir/Madam It's a general advice. Take it or leave it. Depends on if you want your job.
Have to agree with OP. Don’t shit where you eat! Period!
Amen?
Girl here, and I agree with OP. Would generalize to all genders and all romantic relationships at work. When relationships go sour, people become jerks and even a perfectly consensual relationship can cause professional damage should the circumstances go wrong! If I started a relationship with someone in my company I'd be looking to change jobs. Or at least move to a different location.
This is gold.
What happens if she trips and landed on my dick?
Not a bad question. 1. Don't walk naked with your junk out 2. Push her away, check your balls are okay and then call an ambulance right away. Keep a video proof as you will need it.
Wear jock strap at work. Also don't have instant hard on when she lands
Look there are 20k+ employees here at Google bay area offices. I personally know many couples within the company. So chill! I'd avoid within the same team, or in your report chain.
I'm a woman fwiw.
Madam Yes. Those exist. But better to avoid. Just stay away or move jobs.
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I really hope this is trolling. And even then it’s lame. It’s not funny dude.
Sir/Madam Please don't mind. But this is the truth.
You’ve edited the original content quite a bit. It used to say a lot more about not interacting with women at work in any capacity. Good to see you’ve learned something from this thread.