Google interview just sucked my life out.

Jan 22, 2019 160 Comments

Had 5 on-site interviews today. 4 asian kids( looked like they had a couple of years experience )just beat the crap out of me with 4 leetcode hards.

I felt as if I was electrocuted, then tied to a car and dragged all around mountain view and then they cutoff one of my testicles while stuffing something into my a hole.

Hamiltonian path, dp, dp, 3d trapping rain water.

I was schooled so hard that im thinking of returning my two engineering degrees and go and live in a cave eating squirrels.

Definitely a great day that couldn't be topped until I start paying alimony.

Yoe :4 , tc: how much ever cave people make


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TOP 160 Comments
  • ToKL28
    Screw Google. Crazy complex interviews, which lead to no meaningful work and subpar pay.
    Jan 22, 2019 32
    • Microsoft / Eng RingoS
      Lololo. Ashamed are we now?
      Jan 24, 2019
    • Facebook KaCt81
      Tbh your arrogance based on what company someone works for is the most shameful thing in this thread
      Jan 24, 2019
  • Amazon / Eng sos567
    Wow 4 lc hard is bad. I noticed generally asians ask more hard problems compared to others. Just my observation
    Jan 22, 2019 1
    • Amazon / Mgmt KYuG83
      Asian grinders like grilling people with problems you can only realistically answer through hundreds of hours of grinding, rote memorization, and a shocking lack of true ingenuity or intuition. Surprise surprise.
      Jan 22, 2019
  • New tagged
    I’ve never even heard of Hamiltonian path.
    Jan 22, 2019 8
    • Amazon PythonGuy
      Tsp is taught in almost any algorithm class. Why isn’t it fair game?
      Jan 23, 2019
    • Microsoft rfrw82
      Because TSP is np hard(not np complete as stated above since you still cannot verify in poly time if a given solution is the shortest). But hamiltonian path is not. So TSP is not fair game, HP is.
      Jan 28, 2019
  • Juniper ainwai
    Try for Uber, comparatively good hiring process and lot of stocks. After IPO you will be a millionaire.
    Jan 22, 2019 8
    • Pinger / Eng create💻
      Didn't Snap explode after IPO? 😂
      Jan 22, 2019
    • Capital One da2de2se
      Uber also asks DP
      Jan 23, 2019
  • Google hjjn
    What are the questions?
    Jan 22, 2019 4
    • Google hjjn
      I don’t even know who you are. Why being so sensitive
      Jan 22, 2019
    • New tagged
      Testicles are a sensitive topic
      Jan 22, 2019
  • Mist Systems Ollly
    Remember that u r judged relative to ur peers
    Jan 22, 2019 4
    • Amazon aHjw75
      Ya I don’t think this is true. Top companies tend to evaluate interviews individually, not relative to others.
      Jan 23, 2019
    • Microsoft mzeG28
      No, on a hiring process, you are only judged based on useless leetcode and first impressions
      Jan 23, 2019
  • New / Eng Rob1729
    It’s not their own company...

    If they are the founders, they would be more interested in getting a good engineer to build things for them.

    Instead interviewers are most interested to go on a ego trip (not generalizing, there are good interviewers too)
    Jan 22, 2019 2
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    • Google MxKP36
      Your response shows why you are at FB and not Google 😪
      Jan 22, 2019
    • Microsoft HtIB24
      Ego trip spotted.
      Jan 23, 2019
  • New tagged
    Being Asian myself I have to say Asian kids are like robots. They can really study
    Jan 22, 2019 0
  • NetApp LBJKD
    Which language did you interview in C++/java/python?
    Jan 22, 2019 3


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