Women in TechDec 6, 2018
NewSANTA πŸŽ…

I am Santa AMA πŸŽ…

Remember, I know who you are! Best regards, Santa πŸŽ…

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Citibank $$>RSU Dec 6, 2018

What’s Mrs Claus’ favorite favorite sexual position?

Microsoft naaam Dec 6, 2018

Christian missionary πŸ˜‚

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

Sorry kids. She likes it rough, from behind with her arms restrained. Just like your parents. πŸŽ…

Apple qqQQqqQQzz Dec 6, 2018

TC?

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

None. I’m trying to get out of the business. Find my other post. πŸŽ…

GE Corum Dec 6, 2018

Santa is Mrs. Claus as the name implies. If Santa was a guy his name would be San Claus. Look at San Mateo, San Marcos, San Fernando, San Jose all of them are guys. Then you have Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, Santa Maria. She -- Santa Claus -- was hiding in plain sight.

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

Is this a question? πŸŽ…

Citibank $$>RSU Dec 6, 2018

GE get back to work. Your stock is killing my portfolio.

Oracle yuio Dec 6, 2018

Will the dating world get better anytime soon for both men and women? Can you grant this wish please? πŸ˜‚

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

I’m neither Jesus or a Genie. But the dating world will get better. Keep this up and soon you won’t see or know the difference between who is a man or woman! πŸŽ…

Oracle yuio Dec 6, 2018

Haha lol. U don't want to change my gender though πŸ˜₯

Amazon AyyDubyaEs Dec 6, 2018

Reporting you for breaking GDPR

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

Will you accept a cookie? πŸŽ…

Intuit pckk24 Dec 6, 2018

Self-flying sled coming soon?

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

Rudolph has contracted some nasty STDs and now we are moving the deadline from 2024 to 2020. If Amazon workers can do it then so can our Elf’s! πŸŽ…

GE Corum Dec 6, 2018

What database platform in Santa using? Does he have an AWS account? Lambda would be perfect for all the requests going to the North Pole account.

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

Oh, GE. We don’t use databases. We have Elf’s running around in the dark, looking and observing your child’s every move! πŸŽ…

GE Corum Dec 6, 2018

That's some impressive stealth technology.

T-Mobile 6lack Dec 6, 2018

Dear Santa, can I get hired with a TC of 200k soon. Thanks Santa you’re the best ❀️

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

Every year there is this one person asking for unrealistic wishes. πŸŽ…

IBM zupergamer Dec 6, 2018

Can you look into penis without bending? And without a mirror or camera?

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

I’m inside your penis right now dear! Are you bleeding? πŸŽ…

IBM zupergamer Dec 6, 2018

Damn. I missed the word "your"

Cisco Matth Dec 6, 2018

Why the coal Santa... Lol

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SANTA πŸŽ… OP Dec 6, 2018

Those little naughty kids are full of surprises! I gave them coke in hopes that they would choke on it! But instead they are using it to spawn Satan!!! We have to do something before it’s too late! πŸŽ