I will refer you to Amazon 🍌 if you can tell me what you do for fun 👿

Amazon
Llllllloll

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Llllllloll
Nov 8, 2021 36 Comments

Iiving in a big city is not what I imagined it would be.
Im bored out AF and pretty much depressed.
Probably because Im a boring person as well.
So if you got any suggestions, please dm me
and I will invite you into the banana hell

(serious)

resume here: bananarefer@gmail.com
give me your first & last name
email, phone number, resume as attachment, city, state, (addr optional), and job IDs you want to apply for

if you give me a solid suggestion and i see your resume good enough (im a BL, as in Bar Lowerer), then welcome to hell, where TC is paid in bananas

🍌 𝙎𝙐𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 🍌

TC 180k
Yoe 2

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TOP 36 Comments
  • Who the hell needs referral for Amazon
    Amazon recruiters are spamming anyways
    Nov 8, 2021 4
  • IBM
    rLeI77

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    rLeI77
    I don’t want referral. But I was also like you just moping around trying to find out things to do. Basically I hated myself for being alone. Here’s what changed.

    1. Tried to do things on my own. Failed, and tried again, failed again but kept trying. Eventually it was okay, turns out there isn’t anything weird about doing things alone
    2. Got into model trains
    3. Started playing the piano
    4. Read two books a week (this sounds cliches but this is a game changer)
    5. Stop fapping / no porn (ok I’ll admit i haven’t figured this one out yet)
    6. Started looking into algorithms to help me win fantasy soccer
    7. Went to movies on my own
    8. Went to a spa day. As a man, I was so self conscious about this
    9. Volunteer to teach English at my local library
    10. Watch a play. Toronto has a pretty nice play scene with some really talented playwrights
    11. Did I mention to read books?
    12. Invite your friends over, cook food for them. Try to catch up. It’s been a long and stressful time for everyone
    13. Everyday you wake up, look in the mirror and say, “I am thankful for what I have, I will work towards what I want. I am happy, content and thankful”
    Nov 8, 2021 13
  • Looks like you're bored. Dm me for a referral to TCS.
    Nov 8, 2021 1
  • Synopsys / Product
    z@pper

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    z@pper
    Hell yeah , a referral is welcome!
    Things you want to do to get rid of boredom -
    Do what you want to do after office hours - gaming, gymming, etc and get bored of it to adopt a new thing.
    Book reading is boring but you can do mixtures of them. Read intriguing thriller stories / historical evidences / tech sided or comic ones.

    Get your own hobby and change it everyday, you ll feel better. Start learning playing instruments, get a pet for good timepass and company.
    Finally, give time to small things not necessarily attention only spend time .
    Nov 8, 2021 0
  • Tons of companies better than Amazon. AMZN is last resort.
    Nov 8, 2021 3