Who would win a war between FAANG if the employees are the soldiers? Here's my analysis of armies: Amazon - like China; largest army and can outnumber anybody; uses oppression tactics to win over small business like China does with Hong Kong and Taiwan; Bezos = Xi Google - like U.S. army; most intelligent army and most advanced weapons; tries to predict and know everything about their enemy; other countries/companies aspire to be like them Apple - like India; big army and rose to power due to a single man; Steve Jobs = Gandhi; makes the spiciest weapons/products Facebook - like Russia; spies on everything you do; not the biggest army but can inflict the most damage in a single strike; deadliest weapons; led by a dictator who pretends to be democratic; Zucc = Putin Netflix - like France; small but powerful and respected by others
Slow Friday?
Here at Microsoft everyday is slow day
MSFT gonna win
That's why I didn't include us because it would be unfair to others. MSFT = NATO
Comparing Steve Jobs to corrupt Gandhi family is the worst analogy I’ve ever heard
Gandhi family isn't related to Mahatma Gandhi though I thought?
Didn’t gandhi died just after Indian independence, he didn’t contribute to the slow growth of the country
What? It’s obviously Facebook, absolutely scheming ruthless leadership willing to do anything it takes to win, plus an army of extremely smart engineers who work their asses off with fanatical dedication. Google people would be too laid back, everyone just resting and vesting writing design docs about the theory of projectiles or some shit, meanwhile some crazy ass Facebook terrorists sneak in and suicide bomb the fuck out of Google HQ.
Amazon can outnumber them and Google has better tools/weapons. Dedication isn't everything in war.
Google vs Facebook would be like...US vs Afghanistan or Vietnam. Would be a bloodbath but the US could not win. Amazon workers have too little morale. They’d be working their asses off but would be paid like half of Facebook, plus their food would be strictly rationed in the name of “frugality” while general Bezos is the richest man alive. So most Amazon people would defect to other camps.
Def Facebook anyone who voted otherwise has quite a low IQ. Fb employees are soulless psychopaths. (On average.) Google are smart but too frail and autistic and chill. AA are h1 gulags they obv lose any war. And N too small.
Bezos is damn near a real life war general. Rumor has it their army are zombies that never run out of energy thanks to all of the free bananas. Amazon will shit on any other FAANG in a war.
Google > Fb > Amazon > Apple >> Msft (unfinished weapons, laid back army and dependent on Google's chrome and Android)
makes the spiciest weapons 🤣
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Good poll 👍🏻
Thanks vro