Misc.Jul 17, 2018
Oscartc/gtfo

If you are as rich as Jeff, what would you do?

I have a lot of ideas. Buy myself a Presidency, buy an island big enough and declare as a country. Build an army. Build a “Avenger” unit to take down bad actors like drug lords and rouge politicians. My unit will gear up like soldiers in Halo. Ordinary bullets ain’t gonna hurt them. Create a new modern university in NYC. Repair and reimage the entire NYC subway system in one year. Buy as many houses as possible and raise the estate price. Take over as many businesses as possible and either merge or shut them down (massive layoff). Build a new medical school. Last but not the least, x2 my fortune.

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Intel behn10 Jul 17, 2018

Shop for puppies on prime day

Oscar tc/gtfo OP Jul 17, 2018

Lol. I want kitten on 503 though. Kitten >>>> dogs.

Microsoft 5’6 Jul 17, 2018

I’d send a large tub of lube to every member of the house, senate, HRC and two tubs of lube & dildos, lots of dildos to Comrade Cheetohead. The rest of the money? I’d make it 🌧 fo ma bitches

Oscar tc/gtfo OP Jul 17, 2018

Why not just fill up the Washington Monument? It’s a one big dildos.

Amazon AmazonDown Jul 17, 2018

Conquer another planet. Be better than Columbus.

Microsoft UApF73 Jul 17, 2018

I think that’s what he’s trying to do with blue origin

Compass FUPayMe Jul 17, 2018

I’d buy the PP tape and release it.

Salesforce Gidtchvl Jul 17, 2018

Transit! Great suggestion OP! That would be awesome if a few $b’aires got together and fixed it for major cities.

Oscar tc/gtfo OP Jul 17, 2018

Yeah... forget about army and shit, this is one thing I really want to do :(

SanDisk Xpmo Jul 17, 2018

Buy S&P index fund and use dividends to fund education of poor children in the world.

GoPro BroStokely Jul 17, 2018

Besides two chicks at the same time?

Amazon Benny Lava Jul 17, 2018

Marry into a royalty or create a country on my own.

Avegant Cryptozoid Jul 17, 2018

Buy Tesla and make it operational, buy Foxcon and move all the operations stateside, build renewable energy plants that power the world

Amazon odVN70 Jul 17, 2018

Why buy the presidency? Just buy the president instead of signing up for four years of misery. Don't stop at modernizing the NYC subway system. Modernize the city. You'd be a God

Oscar tc/gtfo OP Jul 18, 2018

Lol I get to play with the red button yo! Hmm the whole city. Sounds good. Street crossing should be like in Deorit becoming human.