Tech IndustryJun 5, 2018
UdacityW467185

I'm lonely, seeking validation, & need to humble brag. TC $1billion. Insert non-monetary related personal problem here.

/me places pinky finger to corner of lip Can I get a girlfriend? Do you feel inferior that I said a large number? Do I feel better about myself? Is this one gigantic circle jerk? How can I reach monetary levels in which my most important task each day is humble bragging on Blind? I'd love to stop doing this work shit.

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Microsoft UMbR31 Jun 5, 2018

You got lowballed... by life.

Udacity W467185 OP Jun 5, 2018

Well shit. Time to pit life recruiters against one another.

Tesla NtHK67 Jun 5, 2018

How’s Udacity OP? It’s basically my dream company, I love what you guys are doing :)

Udacity W467185 OP Jun 5, 2018

Check them out (and please don't judge my cheekiness here against them). Best position I ever had, great group of people.

GE USD$7 Jun 6, 2018

Positions 😘 groupSX

Affirm oP9wY Jun 5, 2018

People like you make me feel like I failed at life.

Udacity W467185 OP Jun 5, 2018

Good. That's why I posted on Blind. So you feel that way and I feel better about myself. That's the point right? I see nothing else going on here. /me jumps on yacht and sails off

Google TomA Jun 5, 2018

I got lowballed into a marriage

Udacity W467185 OP Jun 5, 2018

The first one is always practice.

Microsoft Slsjunkie Jun 6, 2018

Marriage is something everyone should try ONCE if you do it more than that it's on you, you masochist you...

Amazon Urchin Jun 5, 2018

Can I have 100k?

Udacity W467185 OP Jun 5, 2018

Grab your bootstraps... Or just change companies and consult Blind.

Salesforce HolyForce Jun 5, 2018

There are better ways to kill time. Also better shit to say on blind.

Amazon ChuckNoris Jun 6, 2018

Example?

Google amuse Jun 6, 2018

tell me how you get to your $1B - better yet, help me make $1B and then you can humblebrag about it 😄

Amazon Am A Bot Jun 6, 2018

OP I would be grateful for what you have and in a few years (5-7 or so) when you’ve built up your fortune, switch careers to something more meaningful, maybe a non profit or something. Get involved in causes that you believe in. You’ll be less lonely and may meet some great people, including a potential girlfriend who would be interested in you and not your money. There is more to life than TC. Seven years ago, I turned down a job at a financial services company where I was offered a 4 year partner track and more money than I could have dreamed of. Instead I chose a small firm where I learned to slow down and enjoy life a bit more, spent more time with family, and learned some new technical and non technical skills that have served me well. Do I regret it? Not on your life.

Udacity W467185 OP Jun 6, 2018

Whoosh!

Twilio Jwpr30 Jun 6, 2018

Visit an African country and experience thier daily struggles.