LayoffsJan 9, 2020
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Is Salesforce buying Google????

Rumors flying

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LinkedIn QVbb83 Jan 9, 2020

Lol?

Microsoft ghdeybbsms Jan 9, 2020

You mean ad space on google search? Then yes, I think salesforce is.

Lockheed Martin marillyn Jan 9, 2020

Don’t you mean “Is Google buying Salesforce?”

Microsoft codingGuru Jan 9, 2020

Lol..

Salesforce eew Jan 9, 2020

Yes, Salesforce's search sucks and buying Google is the last resort. Of course we'll have to fire all Google's engineers as they won't be able to handle full might of Salesforce's monolith anyway but doubled PM team will figure everything out. We'll stream layoff on twitch, for transparency.

Salesforce leet4evr Jan 9, 2020

Doesn't Google have a monolith too , say for Ads ?

Salesforce eew Jan 9, 2020

We'll keep these guys to merge their monolith into ours.

GE 🐠Dory Jan 9, 2020

Yo, chill with the flying.

Amazon OPSy50 Jan 9, 2020

I want some of what you're smoking

Microsoft MrHyde💯 Jan 9, 2020

This thread 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

IBM bruxy Jan 9, 2020

I, for one, welcome our Salesforce-Google overlords.

Salesforce eew Jan 9, 2020

I want a window into parallel universe where Salesforce buys IBM and accumulated dead weight splits planet in two.

Salesforce gteadbnju Jan 9, 2020

Salesforce likes clouds google has a cloud