Is this a sandwich? Please discuss

Jan 16 38 Comments

Hoping the intellects on blind can help me out here

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Is this a sandwich? Please discuss
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TOP 38 Comments
  • Amazon Stonks📈
    You are a sandwich
    Jan 16 4
    • Capital One / Eng juul
      OP
      Ahhh yes this is a sandwich I can approve of!
      Jan 16
    • T-Mobile
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      Jan 16
  • Facebook oh hi mark
    Unless you can fit the bagel into your mouth from top to bottom and bite into it, not a sandwich.
    Jan 16 3
    • Facebook oh hi mark
      No, not about fit in general. In this case I’m talking about how you eat the bagel (impossible to eat vertically like a sandwich). I was being facetious btw 😏
      Jan 16
    • Capital One / Eng juul
      OP
      I agree with this statement, I also believe it can only be a sandwich if only majority of bites contain bread+ingredients, not just bread, which this contraption fails to do so
      Jan 16
  • Amazon Elton
    The Earl of Sandwich requires that sandwiches must be eaten with one hand. That was the only way he could eat while playing cards.
    This doesn’t look like a one hand lunch. The top will fall off and your hand will be covered in hoop, requiring the other hand to clean it off. No card playing with this one.
    Jan 16 0
  • Buffalo Wild Wings ThaiCurry
    Inflammatory food. Stay away !!
    Jan 16 0
  • Facebook tAGO84
    If you rotate it, it stops being a sandwich
    Jan 16 4
    • Microsoft Anankaie
      Only in the presence of gravity
      Jan 17
    • Capital One / Eng juul
      OP
      True just gotta hope Muskie or Bezoff get us to Mars in order to prove this theorem
      Jan 17
  • Atlassian / Eng Schnorlaxe
    Need a "not sandwich" app
    Jan 16 1
    • Capital One / Eng juul
      OP
      Seems like this sandwich is a follower of Radical Sandwich Anarchy and should properly be taken to jail!
      Jan 16
  • Oracle MediumFish
    https://cuberule.com/

    Definitive guide
    Jan 16 0
  • Dell / Product kachua
    “A sandwich is a meat or poultry filling between two slices of bread, a bun, or a biscuit,” Mark Wheeler, who works in food and safety at the USDA.

    Since bagel falls into the category of bread, it is technically a sandwich. Very bad one but still, a sandwich
    Jan 16 4
    • Capital One / Eng juul
      OP
      That boy Mark Wheeler wrong, this is not a sandwich!
      Jan 16
    • Dell / Product kachua
      Go tell Mark. I agree with you btw, this is not a sandwich that I'd like in my house
      Jan 18
  • Expedia Group frequency
    Assuming that is meat, you have a sandwich, an awkward to eat sandwich but meat between two pieces of bread qualifies.
    Jan 16 2
    • New / Eng flashh
      That’s jelly
      Jan 16
    • Expedia Group frequency
      Actually, you are right PB&J I think. Hmmm, peanut butter is a protein, so close enough.
      Jan 16
  • Microsoft teph
    Is that you holding it?
    Jan 16 1
    • Capital One / Eng juul
      OP
      Nah lmao I found this on Twitter
      Jan 16

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